A phrase used by over enthusiastic Christians when things go wrong, where they work out, what Jesus, son of God would do if he was in your situation, forgetting that they can't do anything that Jesus can do.
Guy: My wife ran away with Judd, I lost my job and now i can't feed my 5000 kids! What would Jesus do?!
Guy 2: Probably use his magic powers to smite the traitor and feed the 5000 kids with a loaf of bread and half a fish...
Guy: Awww shit...
Guy 2: Probably use his magic powers to smite the traitor and feed the 5000 kids with a loaf of bread and half a fish...
Guy: Awww shit...
by Riot_man April 26, 2010
Derived from the Christian slogan 'What would Jesus do?'.
Instead refers to what choice Kratos from God of War would make to solve his problem.
i.e. Kill in the most violent way possible
Reasons why this is much more realistic are Kratos doesn't:
Turn water into wine,
Feed 5000 people,
Cure blindness or leprosy
Walk on water.
He kills his problems with his hands.
Instead refers to what choice Kratos from God of War would make to solve his problem.
i.e. Kill in the most violent way possible
Reasons why this is much more realistic are Kratos doesn't:
Turn water into wine,
Feed 5000 people,
Cure blindness or leprosy
Walk on water.
He kills his problems with his hands.
by Riot_man April 26, 2010
A question comonly asked by people when in a situation of doubt. Usualy followed by gunfire or frequent use of the phrase "DAMMIT!"
Daughter: "I told you Dad, I don't do drugs!"
Father asks himself: What would Jack do? Before breaking the girls arm behind her back and shouting "WHY ARE YOU LIEING TO ME?"
Father asks himself: What would Jack do? Before breaking the girls arm behind her back and shouting "WHY ARE YOU LIEING TO ME?"
by Scott... August 08, 2006
Todd: "I saw you cleaning poop off the shitter in the shopping mall bathrooms."
Tyrone: "Yah, S' what I do for a livin' nigga!"
Todd: "LOLOLOLOLOLOL............ by the way I like your new rims."
Tyrone: "Yah, S' what I do for a livin' nigga!"
Todd: "LOLOLOLOLOLOL............ by the way I like your new rims."
by M Dogg March 26, 2005
by @Gataboy228 June 01, 2011
Peppa what are you doing is a trend from TikTok that I’m freaking tired up but it basically means someone finds peppa and asks what is she doing somewhere
by peppagobacktoyourhouseee August 09, 2019
Wow this boy thing he cute what to do when yo niggah skeemin a voice in my head said burn his house down with him inside I'm going to jail now but it was worth it
by M&Z122514FE February 20, 2017