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hung like a sperm whale

To be possessing an incredibly humongous and meaty penis that is also complete with rather large testicles behind it.
If you have ever played the video game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and have also have played the part where you(as Tommy Vercetti) get to run a porn film studio, you may also remember this quote from the porn film director(when he talks to the female porn star Candy Suxxx) you were working with:

"Oh COME ON darling! He's hung like a sperm whale for pity's sake, how can you not feel the part?!"





Mark H. Contributing to the universal English sexual slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H May 4, 2005
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land whale

The big blobs of people who can't move and get crushed by their own weight.
Did you see that land whale on TV last night?
by Master_stghm October 11, 2005
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Whale

The whale ate him with horrible teeth of pain.
by Noble Webster February 5, 2010
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Rumpback Whale

The act of breaching the water with ones ass like a whale breaching for a breath of air.
I gave the life guard at the public swimming pool a rumpback whale and they banned me for the summer.
by Hardly brothers July 27, 2009
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Whale Tail

the whale tail is the shape formed when a thong or g-string rides up high over a womans trousers
oh my god look at that butt, her whale tail is showing so high!!
by Saint_Vitus May 13, 2005
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whale noises

The gibberish you write when you don't want to text someone who texts you. This method gets them to stop texting you. Works every time!
Whale noises are the following: "masldkfjalksjdflaksd"
by whalenoises123 September 12, 2010
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slam whale

An extremely fat girl who is up for anything sexually because she is so insecure. Good for a root if you're horny and can't find anything better. Slam whales all give great blowjobs (because they have to, and the chubby cheeks feel nice and warm).
"I haven't gotten laid in a month..."
"Just fuck a slam whale, dude, they're up for anything."
by jiggyshawa May 30, 2014
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