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Glazed Walnuts

A sex term referring to when a large group of males - humans or otherwise - ejaculate into the mouth of an individual (always human). One male then dips his testicles into the foaming mouth of the recipient, creating the glazed walnuts.
Dude 1: "Broh, last night was wild - I got glazed walnuts! Me and Jonny and Johnny and John all came in Karen's mouth."
Dude 2: "Brah, that's disgusting...you have to get glazed walnuts from a human! Karen is a bonobo, remember?"
by Whiteguys January 2, 2015
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Walnut

Walnut, a nickname for the most beautiful and perfect person in the world. She doesn't know that though.
One day I will marry walnut, I love you walnut.
by Donethat03 August 5, 2021
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Walnutting

When an individual continues to argue, despite knowing that their point of view is wrong, just because they do not want to admit defeat.
Man, Madison was walnutting so hard earlier, she knows she's wrong but still argues that the it's ok to cheat at darts.
by Flinteeznutz January 18, 2023
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Walnut

A Cookie Run instagram content creator that edits for a so called genre of “story games”, they also stole their ex’s idea for their most recent post, most likely gained this missschiveous plan while eating milanesa as they consume it more than the average Italian pasta in minimum 48+ hours

They’re also wanted in twenty three countries and possess two deadly sisters as one of them acts as if she’s been born and raised in Harrison, while the other is a Swiftie
They’re quite the cutie patootie type but are real bad at slandering people and actually go for the raw demonizing

But you go mädchen!! 🦾🦾 (slang)
Did you see Walnut’s newest post??”
“Yeah, how many gallons of water does bro expect me to drink?”
by Rate wer!! Wink wink July 14, 2023
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Walnut on New Year's Eve

The most beautiful the absolute perfection. Even if they think they are flawed they are only more beautiful to you. Someone put into your life someone you want to keep around
Oh my gosh she is a walnut on New Year's Eve!

No way you are insane how did you find one??
by Olivier.C November 8, 2016
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Walnut Ripple

When you proceed to teabag a sexual partner in the face until boredom occurs and then proceed to yell "FALCON PAWNCH!!!!" and hit them in their genitalia so hard that the sudden pain causes them to headbut you in the testicles. Therefore, lolz for everyone
This walnut ripple me and shari made last night was awesome except my balls still hurt
by Zack Slade July 24, 2011
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Walnut Grove Al

A town full of inbred hicks and a mayor who doesn't want growth in the town and uses the funds for his own gain. It's also full a meth heads and has the worst police force .
Guy. This place is fucking gross

Guy2. Obviously it's walnut Grove Al
by Imawolfy October 15, 2021
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