Whimsiez

forklift certified deranged pink catgirl, convicted skin thief, professional ball inspector, ect.

yo whimsiez just inspected my balls after she microwaved my grandma, pog?

by braincelldealer April 9, 2023

goldsmith whip

A variation of the pistol whip, the Goldsmith whip involves placing a .9mm pistol in a tube sock and bashing someone in the head, typically from behind.

Shut up foo' or I'll Goldsmith whip yo ass.

by Benji G March 23, 2007

Sperm whiplash

A whiplash given to a female, by ejaculating super hard in her face/mouth.

Save up your sperm for multiple days. Then hook up with a girl, having her giving you a blowjob... Ejaculate in her mouth/face so hard with your ridiculous amount of sperm, that her head snaps back incredibly hard giving her a Sperm whiplash.

by femalepleaser69 July 31, 2011

grass whip

A whip that is completely made out of marijuana, usually used during sex but also used for slaves.

Wesley: Did you hear that Melanie used her grass whip on Declan?
Tim: Ya she smacked that ass shut!

by cocoTr33 December 23, 2011

Academic Whiplash

A mind-numbing condition resulting from a severe and/or unexpected increase in academic responsibilities, usually occurring near or around the end of an academic term.

Friend 1: Hey man, are you doing ok?

Friend 2: Nah, man. I have the worst academic whiplash, finals are killing me.

by spyroman January 3, 2014

Social Whiplash

A term first made by Paramore lead singer, Hayley Williams. She defines it as: "sudden feeling of alone-ness after having being surrounded by a zillion people for a real lengthy amount of time."

Mum: Why are you so glum?
Daughter/Son: Just experiencing some social whiplash.

by ParamoreUpdates January 22, 2014

shitstol whip

(v): the act of filling a thin, preferably polyester or rayon dress sock with diarrhea and smacking someone across the face with it leaving behind a brown stain and droplets of liquid fecal matter. Similar to pistol-whipping, but doing so with a sock full of diarrhea.

Damn, I know Eric was a dick last night, but Jen's shitstol whip this morning was still out of line!

by Austin Pealy October 12, 2016