Weed Whacker

People that whack off to their own pictures...

Ex. Dan loves himself so much, he pulled a Weed Whacker to his own Christmas photos.

by BJ1500 October 5, 2009

Whackadoodle

A crazy, eccentric person of questionable intelligence.

Donald Trump may have been out of office for close to a month, but those whackadoodle MAGAts think he’ll get inaugurated on March 6. He. Lost. The. Election. Get it?

by The Real Canadian February 11, 2021

Dilly Whacker

Someone who gives free, unskilled handjobs to strangers. Usually while intoxicated.

Skeezy Shelley is one dirty Dilly Whacker!

by steev-0 February 16, 2009

weenie whacker

a lil punk who likes to jack off to prison staff as they walk by his cell. Usually a cell soldier too.

Junebug is a weenie whacker because he probably never had sex outside of prison.

by Da ChampSJA April 6, 2007

bush wacked

When a man is shocked because the girl he is just about to hook up with, reveals an out-of-control pubic bush.

I took my pants off, she did the same, and thats when i was bush wacked!

I thought I was gonna do her, but then she bush wacked me!

by PJHW January 27, 2007

wacked

describes a fucked up situation or person
see Marc Fernandez

that guy is right wacked

by Marc Fernandez August 16, 2003

knob whacker

it means when you dive in a pool from a dive board and smack your dick first into the pool.

man, that knob whacker must've hurt like hell

by KK March 9, 2005