A play to run on girls to get the business.
1st: Have an ability in website design and think of a unique fake name. Have you got yours? Good!
Now when you get to the bar look for a girl with a really nice phone. Approach her with confidence and repeat your fake name often. Now when you leave she will go on her phone and do an internet search of you, where she'll see......
a series of fake websites talking about your many feats in being a billionaire, global balloon trekker, and being told by doctors that penis reduction surgery isn't an option.
give her some time then approach her again and ask if she would like to have coffee.
1st: Have an ability in website design and think of a unique fake name. Have you got yours? Good!
Now when you get to the bar look for a girl with a really nice phone. Approach her with confidence and repeat your fake name often. Now when you leave she will go on her phone and do an internet search of you, where she'll see......
a series of fake websites talking about your many feats in being a billionaire, global balloon trekker, and being told by doctors that penis reduction surgery isn't an option.
give her some time then approach her again and ask if she would like to have coffee.
by lesbihonestttt June 9, 2013
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#1: "The Von Bondies? Never heard of them."
#2: "They're that band whose lead singer got KO'd by Jack White."
#2: "They're that band whose lead singer got KO'd by Jack White."
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Dude 2: Over a 1,000
Dude 1: You's Stinkie von Stankovich!
Dude 2: Yeah, I's a Big-Nig
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Dude 1: You's Stinkie von Stankovich!
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Get the Zeke Von Genbu mug.Vanellope von Schweetz is the deuteragonist of the Wreck-It Ralph franchise. She is a character from the arcade game Sugar Rush. Her signature kart is the Candy Kart. She is voiced by Sarah Silverman. Vanellope is a small and slender 9-year-old girl with fair skin, black ponytailed hair with candy on it, and hazel eyes. She wears a light teal-colored hoodie, brown pleated skirt, teal, white and purple socks, and black boots.
Known as "The Glitch," Vanellope von Schweetz is a pixelating programming mistake in the candy-coated kart-racing game Sugar Rush. With a racer's spirit embedded in her coding, Vanellope is determined to earn her place in the starting lineup among the other racers. Only problem: The other racers don't want her or her glitching in the game. Years of rejection have left Vanellope with a wicked sense of humor and a razor-sharp tongue. However, somewhere beneath that hard shell is a sweet center just waiting to be revealed.
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Commonly used to describe oneself as being Harry Von Turbo Skinters (no money), Harry Von Red Pigs (hot) Harry Von Ice Bats (cold)
There are numerous variations.
Commonly used to describe oneself as being Harry Von Turbo Skinters (no money), Harry Von Red Pigs (hot) Harry Von Ice Bats (cold)
There are numerous variations.
In norway...
"It is bloody Harry Von Ice Bats today!"
On return from 3 day bender...
"Only got paid on friday and I'm already Harry Von Turbo Skinters"
"It is bloody Harry Von Ice Bats today!"
On return from 3 day bender...
"Only got paid on friday and I'm already Harry Von Turbo Skinters"
by mrtomfrom45 November 2, 2011
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