Nigger Vision

Nigger Vision is almost like an x-ray scan but for black people, what it does is it can see valuables through walls in houses and calculate profit margins and risk for a burglary.

Black Person 1: Hold on homie, before we break in let me just checek my Nigger Vision!
Black Person 2: Good idea homie!
Black Person 2: They got jewerly in the bedroom drawer, like $2000 worth! Let's go through the back door

by Froddy June 18, 2019

gamer vision

A trance like state where the person may experience blurred vision but an improvement in overall skill at a task at hand.

Jack had experienced gamer vision while playing his favorite game

by ElChie January 13, 2018

JLiv’s Vision

JLiv’s vision is to bring light to the blind, hope to the hopeless, and confidence to the meek.

“In dire conditions, tune out the millions of villains and witness the billions of signals of hope.” - JLiv’s Vision

by Stanclub May 24, 2019

Chuckle Vision

Named after a popular English t.v. show in the 90's. This is a reference to how drunk someone is.

Chuckle = Funny = Strange = Blurry Vision.

Chuckle Vision

Man - I think I need to sit down. I've got mega chuckle vision!

by Cornelius Court May 8, 2011

Bacon Vision

Basically meat vision but instead of turning things into random meat... it's always bacon!

Don't make me use my bacon vision!!!

by BLTs for everyone! YDG? April 30, 2010

Hero-Vision

The effect on your eyes and subsequently on the world around after prolonged exposure to Guitar Hero or other such music games, where everything appears to be moving towards you.

"Man, I can't see straight after my stint on Guitar Hero last night, I think I've got Hero-Vision!"

by Itchy Biff July 7, 2009

cowboy vision

a condition affecting people in western rural areas or prehaps western schools like the university of wyoming. It results in the lack of any decent looking women so the men adjust their expecations to match the situation. Women ugly in california would be treated as goddeses in these areas.

John: Man jason thinks every girl in the state of flordia is hot.
Will: Its not his fault, he devoloped cowboy vision to cope with the women in wyoming/idaho.
John: Is there anyway to help him?
Will: No, after prolonged exposure to that situation cowboy vision is incurable.

by jack847 October 2, 2011