citi-versary

Anniversary of the day you became a citizen

Today is my 1st Citi-Versary

by MonicaFromDenmark September 11, 2020

Stolen Version

Taylor Swift albums and songs released under Big Machine Records ("Taylor Swift", "Fearless", "Speak Now", "Red", "1989", "Reputation") are sometimes called "Stolen Version" albums because of Scooter Braun basically "stealing" the albums by purchasing BIg Machine, which made him the owner of masters, music videos and artworks copyrighted by them.

John: hey, what you listening to?
Taylor: "Stay Stay Stay" by Taylor Swift
John: which version?
Taylor: stolen, i'm not a fan of the Taylor's Version

and

John: hey, what's your favorite Taylor Swift album?
Katy: "1989"! i'm really looking forward to the Taylor's Version.
John: i agree, but the stolen version is still good.

by Infev July 7, 2023

Campbell's Version

Usually referring to the condensed version of a story, as in the retelling without all the stupid, unnecessary details.

Person 1: "So then we were walking in the park and the grass was all dead 'cause it's winter time and stuff..."
Person 2: "Dude, gimme the campbell's version please."

by wordsandstuff November 26, 2010

Shamwow (guyanese version)

The video that started it all! A video translation of the shamwow product in guyanese terms

Darshawn: Eh bai, come heh and see this

Rohan: Shamwow (guyanese version)? tha ting funny bai

by mikejan June 14, 2011

The abridged version

The abridged version (noun): is a lie.

Jaake: How did this happen? Why?
Amir: Abridged version?
Jake: Sure.
Amir: I don't know.
Jake: Long version?
Amir: Leron told me there was money in here.
Jake: Gotcha. So the abridged version is a lie.
Amir: Oh, yeah.

by Sweeney Sexy Todd July 24, 2011

jock-a-versity

A jock-a-versity is an institution where the jockular values of athletics trump the life of the mind, where tailgating and the big Saturday game get more attention than academic pursuits.

Most universities today meet the definition of a jock-a-versity, especially the BCS institutions. They play athletics on a professional level, pandering to an undergraduate student body that values highly attending sports events and partying.

by Circus Room October 21, 2011

The Bench Infinity Verse

Is ruled by a dictator, destroy with an army (roby), and has to judges. It has citizens, slaves, and peasants. One citezin works as every job. They can destroy anything in an instant. They can destroy the universe faster than thanos with the infinity gauntlet. They do this with the almighty spank of justice.

Person 1: oh no
Person 2: what
Person 1: it’s The Bench Infinity Verse
Person 2: what’s tha-
*Are instantly obliterated by the almighty spank*

by Bench almighty dictator November 15, 2018