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Shock Value Lesbian

A lesbian that frequently jokes about relations with a man for shock value. The man referenced is often a fictional character.
The Salesman could give me the choice between the bread or the lottery ticket, and I would reach for his waistband! – a shock value lesbian
by anonymous January 18, 2025
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Harmon Face Values

an American chain of stores on the east coast that mainly sold healthcare and beauty supplies at a discounted price.
On September 29, 2017, Bed Bath & Beyond experimented with a new store format called "Face Values & Beyond", a mix of a Bed Bath & Beyond store and a Harmon Face Values store. However, it closed in 2022
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
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EV (expected value)

In poker, EV (or expected value) is the amount of money a player is expected to win in a given situation, based on math.
EV=F($POT)+C(%WIN$WON)-C(%lose$lost)
%win/lose= equity
$won/lost= number of big blinds

You should bet 10bb on this flop, it will give you the highest EV (expected value)
by STL446 September 27, 2023
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monitory value

How effective someone is at keeping an eye on a device, situation, fellow human, etc.
A mushy-hearted ticket-puncher at a museum isn't of much monitory value if a giggle of pretty girls is able to flutterbuy his just waving them through without paying!
by QuacksO July 16, 2023
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Value

Oh, God, wow. You are frustrating. Ok, so, if you can't see how it's wrong, I will explain it to you. Ok... You know what? I'm not going to insult you this time. I was going to insult you but I've been at this for 4 hours now and at least you made me think.
Hym "Ok... This:

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Is a hierarchy. You see it? You get it? I know it's a little crude but work with me here... So... to act you need a hierarchy of value. YOUR CLAIM is that the religious appiphony is that at the top of the HIERARCHY... There is not ONE thing... But MULTIPLE. So instead of THIS ☝️ It's THIS 👇

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And FOR SOME REASON... The MULTIPLE VALUES AT THE TOP... Don't need to be rank ordered. So, you say 'They're all equally valuable and constitute a unity at the top' but then you list several values within this 'unity' that consisted of 'Truth, Beauty, Justice, ect' but those aren't necessarily conceptually equivalent. 'Justice' is contingent on 'Truth.' For injustice to exist 2 things are required: A truth claim and an outcome that is non-concordant with the claim. 'Exploitation is bad (and therefore should not occur) + Exploitation is occurring = Injustice (literally)' And 'beauty' is inter-subjective and culture dependant. There are also some implicit assertions embedded in your claim, mainly, that the rank ordering HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE by the Abrahamic religions... FOR EVERYONE. There's more to unpack but my objection is this: That is God to you in the same way that the universe is God to a pantheist. And you're not wrong in saying it but it doesn't perfectly comport to the bible."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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Economic Value

You have already sold the theory to China, Cuckerbeard and, therefore...
Hym "The economic value of said theory is set in stone. Whatever China paid when you committed an act of treason is what the theory is worth and that is only the beginning of what I'm owed. Don't let this piece of shit sacrifice your kid. You don't care that much. It isn't as important to you as it is to me."
by Hym Iam April 21, 2025
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value

this product has so much value
by DAMEN CARMEN March 10, 2021
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