twitter

The legal form of stalking another human being with out penalty.

Following a celebrity reading every piece of information they expose to the world on their twitter page.

by Captain Jackass April 23, 2011

twitter

social media platform for sex offenders

jesus fucking christ twitter is a cesspool

by zanek111 November 11, 2020

Twitter

Trump's only toy/weapon that wasn't taken away by his parents, but by Twitter mods. This happened after the D.C. riot.

Yooo those Twitter mods banned Trump!

by fc2078 January 19, 2021

twitter

the social media platform where all the shit goes down...

twitter's full of drama, you log on, see the first tweet, and you close the app

by Asian_girl August 1, 2020

twitter

noun. anatomy. The area located directly between the "twat" and the "shitter". Formerly known as "taint".

twitter is the new taint.

by icrackmeup August 12, 2011

Twitter

Donald Trump's playground.

Kid 1: Dude, I just found this super cool playground called "Twitter," We should totally go some time.
Kid 2: yeah that sounds epic

Parents everywhere: Alright, kids but if you go make sure to beware the citrus man.

by Lotus 2.0 December 10, 2020

twitter

mental illness

twitter bad

by LukeDaNoob April 8, 2021