twitter

The legal form of stalking another human being with out penalty.
Following a celebrity reading every piece of information they expose to the world on their twitter page.
by Captain Jackass April 05, 2011
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twitterizing

The act of terrorizing a person via twitter.
My ex has been twitterizing me for weeks. She just won't leave me alone.
by cjk156 July 27, 2009
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Twitter

A complicated website used by old people who think Twitter is what people use nowadays. Many TV and radio shows and celebrities boast about having a Twitter account.
Twitter also restricts you to 140 characters (WHY?!?!) and there are no privacy settings.
There is also hardly anything to do. It's like a complicated, basic Facebook.
The reason it's 'complicated' is because nobody understands how you USE the site; what's 'retweeting'?, what are these '@Mentions'? IT'S COMPLICATED!
Person A: 'Hey follow me on Twitter!'
Person B: 'Dude, seriously, get a Facebook.'
by Alexander_Banks June 01, 2011
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Twitter

A hellhole filled with gays and dream stans. Do anything on there and you will be cancelled.
Man 1: I use twitter
Man 2: wtf ew
by KAINEBLoX November 25, 2021
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Twitter

Kid 1: Dude, I just found this super cool playground called "Twitter," We should totally go some time.
Kid 2: yeah that sounds epic

Parents everywhere: Alright, kids but if you go make sure to beware the citrus man.
by Lotus 2.0 December 10, 2020
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Twitter

Twitter is a social media network where users creat accounts to post things like buisness information, personal matters, and sports updates... Not drama.
by Trey vogt March 14, 2016
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Twitter

Trump's only toy/weapon that wasn't taken away by his parents, but by Twitter mods. This happened after the D.C. riot.
Yooo those Twitter mods banned Trump!
by fc2078 January 19, 2021
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