Following a celebrity reading every piece of information they expose to the world on their twitter page.
by Captain Jackass April 23, 2011

social media platform for sex offenders
jesus fucking christ twitter is a cesspool
by zanek111 November 11, 2020

Trump's only toy/weapon that wasn't taken away by his parents, but by Twitter mods. This happened after the D.C. riot.
by fc2078 January 19, 2021

the social media platform where all the shit goes down...
by Asian_girl August 1, 2020

noun. anatomy. The area located directly between the "twat" and the "shitter". Formerly known as "taint".
twitter is the new taint.
by icrackmeup August 12, 2011

Kid 1: Dude, I just found this super cool playground called "Twitter," We should totally go some time.
Kid 2: yeah that sounds epic
Parents everywhere: Alright, kids but if you go make sure to beware the citrus man.
Kid 2: yeah that sounds epic
Parents everywhere: Alright, kids but if you go make sure to beware the citrus man.
by Lotus 2.0 December 10, 2020
