butt trumpet

fart

here comes Bobby the butt trumpet

by Anonymous October 8, 2003

spunk trumpet

As in "How pet, do you like music? Fancy doing a Dizzy Gilespie on me spunk trumpet then?"

by Captain Zap September 29, 2003

trumpet

Trumpet is the coolest instrument in the world. It is usually played by people with big egos but that only provesd they know their instrument is great....

"the trumpet is the best"
"Trumpets rule"

by Trumpetcatz July 30, 2003

fuck trumpet

A whiny little bitch.

Donald Trump is a toupeed fuck trumpet.

by Blasphemos July 2, 2016

Trumpetitors

Trumpetitors are Hillarys voters who compete against the human cheeto Donald Trump

The trumpetitors and I will make sure Donald Trump dies soon

by Will Wheatley November 9, 2016

Trumpet Boy

Trumpet boy is like he worst boy you could ever meet. He breaks your heart, talks shit behind you back, and thinks he’s the shit but he isn’t. Try to stay away from a person like him.

Omg! Stop acting like Trumpet Boy!

by Taehyung is my bae June 6, 2019

kentucky trumpet

An advanced sexual practice where the male adopts a scissor position with the female and farts into her vagina

For further advanced techniques see - nasty oyster cincinnati ram-rod

David: "Things went a bit crazy with stacy last night. I filled her up with a Kentucky Trumpet!"

Matt: "Your the Boss!"

by Dr Bajashooze August 24, 2011