Brown torpedo

When you are about to take a shit are are just about to release your load and you have a massive sneeze..This then shoots your poo at an amazing speed plunging straight down into your toilet like a torpedo. This will usually cause large splashes and get your bum wet.

When you have a cold you will most likely experience more than one brown torpedo

by Skubasteve4312 November 2, 2011

Car Torpedo

Going 100+ mph in a car without a seatbelt and crashing into an object; therefore, launching yourself through the wind shield and obliterating yourself.

Jeff’s wife divorced him, leaving him a state of depression.
Jeff later did a car torpedo to escape the pain

by ProbablySam October 30, 2021

B'Elanna Torres Syndrome

Where women in science fiction TV series/films are much more attractive as aliens than they are in real life. Named for the character in Star Trek Voyager.

"That Chiana in Farscape is surprisingly ugly in real life."
"Yeah, she's got B'Elanna Torres syndrome."

by FakeLugosi March 5, 2010

cleveland torpedo

Also known as a tornegro - when you shit in the pool.

I's over swimming at Teresa's and left her a cleveland torpedo.

by Andrew BX August 26, 2006

Torped

To be "torped" is when either you or your friends are storming on a night out or an event, when your batteries are at full charge. Derived from the marine weapon the torpedo which charges through water and inflicts maximum damage onto things it connects with. It can also be used to describe random, crazy or astonishing behavior by a person.

"Did you see how much cocaine he did last night? He was so torped."
"I spoke to her for 5 minutes and then shagged her in someones front garden, it was fully torped."
"Mate the football on Saturday is going to super torped, cant wait"

by Breamy January 2, 2020

Sausage Torpedo

English slang for penis. Also known as Bacon torpedo, meat wand, Flesh staff etc.

Hey baby, why dont you and I lounge around and play with my Sausage Torpedo.

by Mike Bruce October 3, 2005

Tijuana Torpedo

A Tijuana Torpedo is that painful shit you take after you eat some hella spicy Mexican food.

Guy 1: Hey man, you okay?
Guy 2: No, I just dropped a Tijuana Torpedo
Guy 1: Oh hell

by Fuqwan Hurricane Tiger Blood June 16, 2016