the above ho aka me
by RatchetBoo August 22, 2003
Get the The Ignorant Dude Who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juicemug. Person 1: I heard you had sex with that Asian foreign exchange student last night.
Person 2: Yea, I really took a bullet there.
Person 2: Yea, I really took a bullet there.
by cucchiebug June 8, 2018
Get the Took a bulletmug. Similar to “pookie” tooks involves the words pookie and toosh.
Tooks is a noun used to describe a cute, little, fun person.
Tooks is a noun used to describe a cute, little, fun person.
by Eolhcm September 25, 2023
Get the Tooksmug. To have sex with. Many say this after having sex or while dirty talking someone after such activities.
Present tense: Taking
Present tense: Taking
Boy #1: Dude, Taylor totally took my c0ck so deep last night.
Boy #2: Isn’t Taylor a guy? That’s kinda gay.
Boy #1: Whatever. Still a tight hole. He might be taking be again tonight.
Boy #2: Isn’t Taylor a guy? That’s kinda gay.
Boy #1: Whatever. Still a tight hole. He might be taking be again tonight.
by Animation cowboy December 26, 2023
Get the Tookmug. Dan: Hey Sam, Did you know the song Rapper's Delight only took one take, for one track?
Sam: ......One take. Only one take. Rapper's Delight only took one take.. one... just one.
Sam: ......One take. Only one take. Rapper's Delight only took one take.. one... just one.
by Pimpdaddy88 December 3, 2018
Get the Rapper's Delight only took one take.mug. Pronounced Too-Key
tooke is a big fat fucking goober who is built like a toad and uses echo location. tooke is also a man with a huge giant enormous humongous chungus booty ass. tooke is fucking retarded and cant get more than 20 out of 79 questions right on a science exam. tooke is also sexy ass fuck even tho he's built like a toad, so many nigger princesses wanna kiss his forehead and tuck him into beddy weddy.
tooke is a big fat fucking goober who is built like a toad and uses echo location. tooke is also a man with a huge giant enormous humongous chungus booty ass. tooke is fucking retarded and cant get more than 20 out of 79 questions right on a science exam. tooke is also sexy ass fuck even tho he's built like a toad, so many nigger princesses wanna kiss his forehead and tuck him into beddy weddy.
Girl 1: "That guy over that is fatter than Nikocado Avocado x4"
Girl 2: "Yaaaaaa, that's tooke the fat motherfucker but damn is he sexy."
Aydoon: " tooke the fat fuck was using echo location t answer the science question and find the never ending pit of darkness that is my ass."
Doostain: " Ya Aydoon, hes fat as fuck but boy do enjoy him as my frien."
Girl 2: "Yaaaaaa, that's tooke the fat motherfucker but damn is he sexy."
Aydoon: " tooke the fat fuck was using echo location t answer the science question and find the never ending pit of darkness that is my ass."
Doostain: " Ya Aydoon, hes fat as fuck but boy do enjoy him as my frien."
by SillyJiggy52 May 10, 2023
Get the tookemug. Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully
Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”
Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested
Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”
Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested
Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”
by Kaney Wets January 7, 2022
Get the Sorry My Friend Took My Phonemug.