The Ignorant Dude Who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice

the above ho aka me

by RatchetBoo August 22, 2003

took my picture

when a dress-wearing female parts her legs for a view of her underclothing.

Becky took my picture today as I sat across from her at lunch.

by hofferstadt May 27, 2009

Took his final shit.

A humorous way of saying he died. When people die they void their bowels. thus when one dies, they take their final shit.

After years of debauchery and self-degredation, Jacko took his final shit.

by your mom's buttplug April 11, 2011

Took The Fag Out The Packet

When a homosexual male comes out of the closet.

Did you Barnabas finally took the fag out the packet today.

by Someone who doesn't know you October 8, 2010

Took Book

The list of all the items that you have either lost or had stole from you from people in the dope, con or any other areas of the Game, Illegal activities or by relatives, friends and or acquaintances. Items that you will more then likely never ever see again. For those in the game Took Book is a list of dues you have to pay in order to stay in the game.

Add it to your Took Book homie.

by NATIVE4EVA January 10, 2016

Took an elvis

Taking a shit and end up dieing in the process or taking a big shit.

He took an elvis last night.

by ridder66 July 18, 2019

Then I took an arrow to da knee!

One of the most funny but overused video game quotes ever! Originating from the smash hit skyrim by Bethesda, there is a single guard that states "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee!". This guard cannot adventure any longer because in medieval times, the difficult techniques required to fix a shattered kneecap did not exist. This is assuming it was a barbed arrow shot my a medieval bow, which was common practice then, it would have had to be pushed all the way through his knee because those arrows were triangle shaped and could only go one way without permanently ruining his knee. So he could no longer adventure. There is a game theory video detailing it further.

In game: "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee!"
As meme:"I used to be an/a _________, but then I took an arrow to da knee!"

by DJFleischman September 5, 2019