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whipping toots

When your masochistic Twitter sub purposely misbehaves in order to be punished. And you tweet a gif of whipping or other sort of punishment in order to pretend that you are angry.
That Toots keeps on egging me on with silly tweets, so I was busy all morning whipping toots.
by Rootsthatclutch January 27, 2022
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I've got the toots

(Phrase)- when you ate some meats and can't stop tooting. The toots have no specific cure
"Not again! Gosh darn it I ate too many roast beefs, and now I've got the toots! Anybody got a cure?"
by meatyluvers April 4, 2016
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Related Words
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cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
by coolyourtools September 8, 2016
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Let them tools talk

To pull out a gun and shoot at someone. Or, you could say "im fienna make them tools talk", and refers to going to shoot to kill, or shoot.
"I dont fight, i just let them tools talk"
"why would you want to do that when you can make the tools talk"
by RBRP September 6, 2018
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Suck my tootsie roll

A better way of saying suck my dick Can be used aggressively or sexually.
Her: I’m on my period

You: Just suck my tootsie roll before you go

Or

Him: You ugly af
You: suck my tootsie roll
by Suckmytootsieroll April 27, 2020
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Squabtoos (SQuAb-TOOS)

A worthless glob that has two eyes and one really flat tooth.
It's known to float around people's houses spying on men in the bathroom.
It's been around since the the first human ever recorded and they would also
spy on them trying to use the bathroom, which was just a massive hole.

Scientific name: Squabtoisis toobus
"Aeneas is acting like such a Squabtoos (SQuAb-TOOS) today."
by Monikerrr September 4, 2022
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Toosie

by Blueberry butt January 19, 2020
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