Tolone

Amazing person! Who ever has this last night is lucky! It is also Italian

Tolone is amazing! He must be Italian!

by Tolone March 28, 2023

toll middle school

toll middle school, tms is a school in glendale ca 6th-8th grade thats full of armos, caucasian’s and mexicans, some blacks, this school can be great or ass depending on how u want it to be. some teachers r so fuckin annoying though.

person 1: “ara what school do u go to”

person 2: “ape i go to toll middle school”

person 1: “oh shit”

by seeseelia May 1, 2023

Cock Toll

A service rendered upon one's cock in exchange for safe passage or good deeds. It can be used in multiple contexts.

"Hey Morgan, I want to go to the bars tonight."

"No Leanne, in order to go out tonight, your going to need to pay the cock toll first."

by Charlotte62241 May 12, 2009

Luke Toller

Passing up an epic time in the exchange for a nap

guy 1 says:"hey guys, have you seeing Jim anywhere?"

guy 2 replies: "ya man, he's pulling a Luke Toller"

by TheSpaniel December 13, 2010

Newark-toll

The fee you pay to homeless people when entering and leaving Newark, New Jersey.

Guy1- "Man I'm tired of paying my newark-toll."
Guy 2-"Why? Has it gotten bad lately?"
Guy1-"Yeah! It's almost $8 a day."

by BallsNWeiners33 November 7, 2015

magic tallow

Using the fat rolls of an extremely obese person to masturbate, preferably using lard as lubricant

I took a ride on the magic tallow last night.

by conman2305 May 5, 2016

TP toll-booth

A.k.a. "balky bowel". Refers to where you remain sitting on da porcelain throne for a long time in an attempt to get "that last bit" to come out, but no dice... you're obliged to "pay a toll of toilet-paper" to progress any further, in that you hafta actually wipe yourself to get said "stubborn blob" to make its messy exit. But then, of course (and ONLY then --- again, you can have worked your sphincter muscles all you please, but the remaining poop still won't budge) you will discover that there are still some of Ollie North's "residuals" up inside your anus, and so you will hafta use even more of your precious costly Scott 1000-sheet roll to wipe repeatedly till you finally get it all out.

My butt-hole is unfortunately a chronic TP toll-booth, and so to save money, I use old recycled phone-books and other thin newspaper-type material to do my initial wiping after I go No. 2, and then only use toilet-paper to "finish up with".

by QuacksO May 25, 2019