Tito

Tito is the root of all evil. Tito can be used for any scenario. Tito is always the reason something bad happens. Tito is to blame.

Mom: Why is your room dirty

You: I don’t know Tito must have done it

You fail your test , Tito is the reason

You lose your job, it’s Tito’s fault

Your girl cheats on you, it’s Tito’s fault

by SaliceRose January 25, 2020

Titone

An person who is addicted to sucking on cow tits to satisfy their sexual needs

People want Joe to show up to the party because he is a titone

by jeffersonson February 22, 2018

Titnosis

It is a word to use in rage and a word used to blame things from happening

E.g Bro I’m about to get a win

Oh no I died

Stupid Titnosis

E.g Bro I’m about to get a win

Oh no I died

Stupid Titnosis

by The mighty simp November 17, 2020

titmouse

1. a small mouse shaped like a tit

2. A religious ceremony, commonly undertaken by the greek orthodox church.

3. A popular parlour game, common amongst the swedish aristocracy, which involves the youngest and most nubile female members of a party gathering to disrobe and attempt to ensnare a mouse by trapping it between their bosoms.

by moley May 16, 2003

TITO

TITO: acronym for "Turtle In, Turtle Out", which is when your poop comes out a little bit, but then goes back in.

I had to go poop really bad, but couldn't find a bathroom, and had a couple TITO's while driving around looking for a bathroom.

by MyRealNameisBob August 22, 2009

Uncle Tito

A large Hawaiian/Canadian, generally one who doesn't succeed in anything (besides, of course, eating).

Jassiem: "Look at Max over there, he's stuffing himself with pudding"
Nick: "Yeah he's such an Uncle Tito"

by DopemasterFreshMonkey May 29, 2010

Tito

To beat the crap out of an old man 4 times in a row.

He was just feeding the ducks why did you "Tito" that old man!

by Dankman October 14, 2006