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Saggy breasts that flop around a lot. Usually part of the package with a cougar.
That cougar had the worst cow tits I've ever seen
by squirrelly May 09, 2003
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Lying flat refers to a defeatist lifestyle in Chin, where people stop working, desiring material acquisition, and tap out of any social life ā€“ sometimes for good. By lying flat, young people are participating in a kind of non-cooperation movement, rather than surrendering themselves to China's oppressive work culture where they see little hope of social mobility.
Iā€™m not going to try to get a better job so I can afford to start a family, Iā€™m just lying flat.
by Freeo11 June 04, 2021
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A term which originally referred to women with huge, ridiculous breasts. Now it is primarily used by weeaboo pedos to describe any woman that has reached puberty, as feminity intimidates them greatly. Finds frequent use on /a/ and other anime boards.
*one guy is showing another guy a picture of his family*

Guy A: That's my dad, and that's my brother Alex, and this is my daughter, she turns 11 next-

Guy B: OMG fucking cowtits, disgustiiiiing!!! *runs away*

Guy A: wtf
by capnbeyond April 30, 2010
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pronounced Cow "teet" noun, proper noun, verb, adj.

1. slang for "Gordo Marin", of the infamous Bunyako Boy's Gang, located in Inland Empire.

2. A fat person wearing a wife beater, half asleep, eating chex mix, or other bag snack, with half his/her tits hanging out. His/her sleep eating, appears to look like a cow grazing.
Hey Cow Tit! wake up! time to go to the gym!
by LoS R.R. December 21, 2010
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When a woman have large nipples and is very fat with no boobs she has cow tits
Awe man that hooker had cow tits
by Jamall Bond August 02, 2017
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