yer da sells Avon

A Scots/Scottish insult translating roughly as “Your father is a cosmetics salesman.”

Aw fuck off mate yer da sells Avon

by cutesy pastel living doll March 13, 2018

Yer da teaches zumba

Scottish insult- ''Your dad teaches zumba lessons''

The ultimate scottish insult. When this is said the recipient will proceed to get a gun and just end it all.

'Yer a bawbag''

Fuck up you, ya wee dick! Yer da teaches zumba!

*kills self**

by Wallace736 November 23, 2016

Yer Da Sells Avon

Is a Scottish term that translates into

“Your dad sells cosmetics

Person: that’s right ya fucking fanny walk away

Me: will you shut he fuck up mate? Yer da sells Avon, you fucking pussy

by WeeScottishLasie November 2, 2018

Git yer rat oot

A Scottish phrase in which a female is asked to expose herself

Haw ya dirty cow, Git yer rat oot

by rat9155 May 16, 2009

big up yer chest

to praise a fellow jungalist soldier in a dnb chatroom or on the dancefloor etc

hey man hows it going??!! yeah thats good big up yer chest mate

by mogziukb November 9, 2007

Show us yer wool

To demand of an attractive lady reveal her Pubic Hair/Vagina.

Steve: Cor I'd love to smash her pasty
Richard: Oi bitch show us yer wool

by Steve Jehu July 5, 2006

Get yer 'air cut!

A "Insult" shouted by chavs at people with long hair.

Chav: Oi u, get yer 'air cut! m8!
Me: Fuck off.

by Flealan July 19, 2006