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Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS)

Someone who’s rhythm is so bad they can’t achieve orgasm by manual masturbation. Once they start they can’t stop, and just can’t quite get to completion. Producing a dysrhythmic fapping that can be heard for hours, until chaffing causes cessation.
Bob was diagnosed with Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS), his neighbours had filed noise complaints for odd and annoying clapping sounds at all hours of the day and night.
by Nyxocotic July 13, 2023
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DM

DM means Direct Message.
What It Means: Twitter’s Direct Message feature lets you send private messages to your friends, or receive private messages from anyone. It’s especially useful for sharing information you don’t want to post in public, like your phone number or address. “DM” is slowly becoming the default way of telling someone to message you privately, much like “PM” in the past for personal message/private message. For example:
DM me your contact number plz!”
by drpokewolf March 13, 2018
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DM

DM (short for Direct Message) is a feature on almost social media platform, including ROBLOX.
by generic robloxian November 17, 2021
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Dm begger

When someone joins a social media application and begin begging for users to dm them in direct messages whether begging in a bio or in a status or a post or a chat. By even hinting at direct messages you're dm begging
You see that person over there? Yes. That's a dm begger.
by Bold18500 March 29, 2023
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Dm

Slide into my DM
by Fred678 August 31, 2023
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John DMed himself
by Fknpneko July 30, 2020
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DM’s

DM’s
He slipped into my dm’s
by anonymous January 19, 2022
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