twatch

(verb) To scratch one's itchy twat

Joan was feeling the full effect of crabs so she sat down and had had a good twatch.

by Martin T Smith March 28, 2008

Margaret Thatcher

Best Prime minister ever, only reason the UK economy aint fucked yet and the UK isnt some European colony. Gave cheap homes to the poor etc

Margaret Thatcher stole my milk

by Ubi November 25, 2004

thatchet

a loin cloth type covering

All he was wearing was a Tarzan-like thatchet.

by Eli P. December 11, 2007

twatch

n. English, derived from twat and bitch. Refers to a woman who doesn't thank a man for sending her flowers.

That twatch didn't even call me after I sent her flowers!

by myfavoriteadam August 27, 2008

Twatch

To watch pornography/ sexual things.
Twat + watch = twatch

I twatched last night.

by sayoko March 22, 2007

Margaret Thatcher

Apparently the "worst" PM Britain ever had, yet she was voted into power 11 years in a row, and her party 18 years.

Took us out of the 1979 winter of discontent and stopped organised labour groups from running the country. An individualist, a strong woman and a damn good PM.

Put Britain on the largest bull market the world has ever seen, namely lasting 12 years.

Thats why she was the longest serving PM there has ever been in this country.

Maggie Thatcher, Tory PM.

by poopoomoomoo July 25, 2008

Twatching

Watching recorded commercials on Tivo or DVR'd programs.

Dang it, where's the remote? We're twatching again!

by Musicxman December 21, 2010