texticles

When a guy only texts you, and doesn't talk to you in person, he doesn't have real testicles. He has texticles.

He doesn't have the balls to talk to me! He's just got texticles.

by jendolmayan July 7, 2009

textest

someone who only texts certain people or ignors someone who texts them that they do not like

marc why are you being so textest

by christophorus August 25, 2010

dead texter

a person who is texting while walking and gets hit by a car, run into by a person, texting while driving, or falls off a curb and breaks their neck because they weren't paying attention to their surroundings.

Bob became a dead texter when he walked into traffic and was hit by a garbage truck while texting.

by wheelieguy September 14, 2010

texticle

An addict of text-messaging who will shuck all personal and professional obligations to answer some urgent piffle like, 'wassuh;' one so twisted into the world of texting that he or she has socially become akin to a testicular torsion

"So there I am, on my knees - I mean, the tears were in her eyes and shit - and right when I go to propose," Jason said bitterly, "she gets a fucking text message from Jenna about a shoe sale at Marshall's."
Chris gulped. "She didn't answer, did she?"
Jason shook his head yes. "Didn't matter, bro. I took the ring back to Zales and got some mad pussy instead."
Chris grinned. "Seems to me like all texticles come in pairs. If you ain't one of them, just get the fuck out of there. That's what my mother did."

by Lorenz Zingiber August 3, 2007

testie pop

What happens usually to a teenage boy, could be during pubity...but it is very humours to people around. It is when a young male will say -usual in one syllabol of a word and his voice changes into a high pitch in that part of his sentence, when this happens other onlookers r forced to yell out and embarrass the boy by screaming "TESTIE POP". OR as a cover up the boy will say "TESTIE POP!" to himself, so he isnt as embarrassed by everyone else letting other no what has just happened

First boy- "hey guys wats hapPEning"
Onlookers- "TESTIE POP!"

OR

unsuspecting adolescent- "and then i went up to the guy and i smAShed em"..."AWW shit TESTIE POP!"

by LiL AsH April 1, 2005

textersation

a compound of the two words text and and conversation. a textersation is a conversation in the form of a text but takes 70 times as long as a regular coversation and kills your phone remarkably fast. textersations are know to begin early on the morning and end late at night. you can expect to see alot of "hahas" and smiley faces in textersations.

dave - dang kelli fell asleep during our textersation.

by gary the banana slug April 7, 2010

Conversation Texter

Someone who will carry on an entire conversation using only text messages.

Well, Jessica and Misty are conversation texters. I'm not, I just pick the phone up if I want to have a conversation.

Taylor is not a conversation texter. I'll text him, and he'll call me back instead of text. It's pretty annoying.

by Mjiessitcya October 28, 2009