Texas

The place in the world where everything's bigger.

I moved to Texas and my penis got bigger.

by Ready-Liver November 7, 2009

Texas

1. a state from which men with incredibly large penises come from. However, the amount of intelligence and charisma they have diminish in turn because their penis is compensating for their IQ...

girl 1: man, that guy from Texas has a ginormous man peice

girl 2: yeah, but he's and Idiot

girl 1: what did you expect? He's from Texas!

by squintz_is_da_man September 16, 2009

Texas

State connected to mexico in the United States.

Only steers and queers come from texas. I don't see any horns on you so you must be a queer boy!

by the_anonymous_one_rules August 3, 2010

Texas

texas is the hometown of ma fave band BOWLING FOR SOUP and they rock. c'mon yall lets move 2 texas 2 look at pics of jesus while eating waffles!! if u hate texas im not speking to you....

u come 2 texas and dis it i will, i shit u not, kick ur freaking pansy ass!

by lizze October 25, 2006

Texas

The word 'Texas' is based upon the 90's tv show Walker: Texas Ranger, starring Chuck Norris. And is a term used to describe bailing or doing a Craig David. Because of the name of Chuck's character, Cordell Walker.

" I had an unfortunate accident in my undergarments at Sara's house. So, i told her i forgot to feed my dog, and committed a Texas".

by milkoneperth July 25, 2014

Texas

The place full of ignorance and pride. Most people who are born and raised in Texas never want to move out for any reason not even for vacation. Everything is better in Texas. NO NO No no NOT TRUE! Except for BBQ most things are rather worse in Texas. If you are failing in life or want to succeed in life then do not move in Texas, it will only make things worse for you and your family

If you are racist, sexist, obese, mentally ill, a high school dropout, Taylor Swift fan and serial killer than Texas would make a great place for you, only if all those traits apply to you.

by Mr Zsasz September 17, 2019

Texas

The one place with more stereo types than Canada.

Trust me. I’m from Texas myself. I may have an accent, but I don’t spend all my time bull riding and yee hawing. I sit on my couch and write this shit

Boy: Your from Texas?
Me: Yeah
Boy: So your a cowgirl?
Me: Shut the hell up, bitch

by Texasgal321 February 6, 2021