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Testicle

The Testicle was so easy.
by ohPinky May 27, 2009
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testicake

a testicle that has been smashed into the shape and thickness of a pancake by force
You hit me in the fucking balls with a dodgeball. Now my right nut is a testicake.
by Jim Laird January 12, 2006
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testicalls

similar to a booty call, but the female (or homosexual male) does the calling.
unfortunately there has never been any record examples of testicalls in all of history :'(
by Zomar October 2, 2007
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testical diddler

1. Referring to a masterbating male.

2. Referring to a homosexual male.

3. Referring to a homeless man named Richard, who can't get any pussy.
a. "Little Johnny is going through puberty, now we have to watch for him in the bathroom. He's a testical diddler."

b. "Look at those testical diddlers!"

c. "I lost my job, what if I become a testical diddler?!"
by big anna January 1, 2010
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Testicas

For when you really want to use the word "Testicles" in a shit talking statement (or any general statement)...but realize as a female you dont have any!
Denae should get the perks because she had the Testicas to ask first.....
He's such a pussy, his girlfriend has bigger testicas then he does...
by ChelseaAnn October 9, 2010
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testical flap

An insult commonly used to comeback to the insult butt nugget
That's a hot testical flap
by real tyler October 15, 2013
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Testical Knockers

A pair of balls tied to your testicles that weighs them down senching a knot tighter around the testicular. The more you move the tighter the knot gets increase pain and pleasure. Eventually when you climax it will release a scream of both pain and excitement at the amazing feeling being released from your tightly knotted testicals and the pain being inflicted upon them.
The Testical Knockers sure do make my climax feel like the acme of perfection.
by MyBitchLikesToSuck July 16, 2018
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