Tactical trade

Similar to a normal trade, except nothing is given in return, basically stealing

I got this new Xbox game from a tactical trade at my local Gamestop.

by SigurJ January 31, 2009

nelson trade

(n.)
In fantasy football, when a player proposes a trade that insults another's intelligence, such as proposing Ben Tate when Foster is about to return or Dwayne Bowe when Cassel gets injured.

(ex.)
That guy with a micropenis just offered me a nelson trade.

See also: insult, holocaust, Coach Sandusky, UCLA.

by Shrimp Etouffee November 15, 2011

McJerkin Trade

This definition applies within the realm of fantasy sports. A McJerkin trade is one in which one team offers another team a trade that is beyond unfair. It is truly erroneous on all levels and smells of collusion. In simple terms its cheating!

I just offered my friend Michael Cuddyer, Brett Lawrie, Johnny and Cueto for Robinson Cano. This kid is totally getting McJerkin Traded!

by Dan Brown Brah September 29, 2012

Webby Trade

An unreasonable trade offer in the world of fantasy sports.

Dez Bryant for Aaron Hernandez (2014), get the fuck outa here dog that's a Webby trade!!!

Matt Asiata for Emmanuel Sanders, you suck, that's a Webby trade.

by FantasyFanatic October 30, 2014

Hippie trade

The act of two people "trading" a drug for a drug, i.e. the bong for the booze, whilst hanging out together.

In the parking lot of a rest stop where Cory and Sara planned to stay for the evening, Sara exhaled from the joint she was smoking and shifted her attention to Cory and his bottle of Fireball whisky; "hippie trade?" she asked.

by Bigmanwalking June 16, 2016

Garage Trade

Collusion between 2 or more members of a fantasy sports league. Usually taking place after a few beers in the garage and solidified by bumping penises.

Frank gave Cory dick warts in their garage trade, ruining the league and their genitals.

by Fantasy lives matter October 31, 2017

Hobo-Trade

When a person (usually without income) trades an item of theirs for a different item that belongs to another person (regardless of whether they are there, or not, to agree with the trade.) It is not outright theft; rather an exchange of items, even if not verbally agreed to.

"I Hobo-Traded my backpack for his blanket while he was gone all week."

by Polly Histor December 14, 2021