Crank the Tractor

The insertion of ones thumb into the anal cavity in rythem with the pulse of intercourse.

" I was fucking Susan from behind, then I Crank the Tractor, and we were off!"

by crankit May 30, 2008

pussy tractor

the hillbilly version of the pussy wagon.

Hey Bubba, grab a beer and yer shotgun, we going out tonight , gonna pick up some chicks in the pussy tractor.

by lisa`and`em November 7, 2011

Rogue Tractor

A wild tractor that has been set on a rampage caused by farmers with the intelegence level of a bean. It will seek out the nearest city with sky scrapers and trample them down by running them over with their massive tires. New York City is a hotspot for these deveious tractors due to the massive ammounts of sky scrapers.

Woah did you see that rogue tractor just run over the Empire State Building???

by Mczoodles May 17, 2010

a tractor covered in gravy

Well its when Adam Kertz takes a massive Asian crap wial on a tractor.

A tractor covered in gravy is a Tactical nuke tractor.

by ShakeDaddy April 17, 2014

Lawn Tractor Limbo

When you are mowing your grass on a riding lawn mower, and you have to mow under a low-hanging tree...so you lean way back in your seat and "limbo" the tree branches.

I was mowing the grass yesterday, and had to do the lawn tractor limbo going under the apple trees.

by Kalisiin June 18, 2014

Kansas Tractor

The act of receiving sexual pleasure by taking two tennis balls (anything similar to that size and shape), and preceding to smash/roll them together around the testicles of the recipeant. Thus creating a tractor and plow like resemblance.

Juan and Nick felt like spanking one another's testicles so they proceeded to try out the Kansas Tractor.

by Squishy turd September 22, 2016

pork tractor

When you have intercourse doggy style and walk the girl and or man around the room on all fours

Aww man Danny D. Was banging this chick doggy style workin her like a pork tractor.

by Porktractor June 9, 2017