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Diamond Tossing

Take a large diamond a throw it into a lake. No retrieving it. You buy your own diamonds. Farthest throw wins. Gay, i know.
Bob and sue had a diamond tossing match today. Wow those fuckers must be rich.
by SpencerTusko July 14, 2006
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salad tossing

by Anonymous March 29, 2003
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Dirty Waffle Tossing

Dirty Waffle tossing is the act of tossing Waffles at someone sexually and at the same time eating them. Requires both dirty waffle tossers to be nude {other Ways to enjoy dirty waffle tossing is to Be high while initiating the act of "Dirty waffle tossing" also Lesbians are allowed to dirty waffle toss but "Gay men" Are not allowed to due to the Need of breasts to squirt syrup on.
Lady 1: Hey Brian want to go Dirty Waffle tossing at your house!
Brian: Sure i would love to after i clean up all syrup on the floor from last time
lady 1: Okay well ll just wait here Cleaning my c*** of all this sticy syrup
by Brian Cote February 26, 2008
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noddle tossing

A variant of tossing salad, except one concentrates more on the noodle and the taint.
q. How was the noddle tossing last night?
a. Great!
by Mr. Chow July 30, 2007
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Salad tossing wanker

1: while wanking tossing the salad
2: a fucking mongloïd who you like to see tossing a fat mom's salad.
3: a teamkiller
4: a fucking lower level n00b who puts you out with a n00btube from the other side of the field
5: the fuckface who steals your crate at the last moment
6: an ugly guy stinking next to you
-- You fucking salad tossing wanker!
-- Go tell yo mama and toss her salad, you fucking wanker
-- you like tossing my salad? ... fucking wanker.
-- all of you fucking wankers, toss my salad!
by d43m0n-Raw August 15, 2010
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salad tossing

Getting your ass ate out with salad condiments
by Madison August 12, 2004
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Salad Tossing

Epistemology: Tossing is a euphemism for wanking, as you may call someone a "Tosser/Wanker" UK.
If you are tossing your salad, it means you are wanking furiously to season a salad with creamy mayo. The phrase is used in polite society as a euphemism to masturbation, and to denote that you are slightly peckish.
1: Why didn't you come to the golf course on Sunday?
2: My wife was out of town so I had to do my own salad tossing
1: Oh, are you feeling peckish? I sure could do with some crumpets right now.
by David K David June 1, 2016
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