Andy: "But guys!...I don't want to go to Bennigans, their food gives me the runs!"
Carl: "Quit acting like a little bitch with sand in the vagina!"
Tina: "Yeah, here's a douche!"
Carl: "Quit acting like a little bitch with sand in the vagina!"
Tina: "Yeah, here's a douche!"
by St Crab July 5, 2006
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Written based off an outline of the events of Virgil’s Aeneid scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin by a drunk, it's actually nothing like the Aeneid at all. It’s more like the Odyssey, only more fucked up, more epic, and definitely more interesting to read.
Written based off an outline of the events of Virgil’s Aeneid scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin by a drunk, it's actually nothing like the Aeneid at all. It’s more like the Odyssey, only more fucked up, more epic, and definitely more interesting to read.
An excerpt from "The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard":
"FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOAT-LOVING ANALSAUSAGE FUCK FACTORY!" Lucifer Niggerbastard screamed, giving the shape in the window a double-handed flip-off. Mr. Moneyballs could go fuck himself.
"FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOAT-LOVING ANALSAUSAGE FUCK FACTORY!" Lucifer Niggerbastard screamed, giving the shape in the window a double-handed flip-off. Mr. Moneyballs could go fuck himself.
by Schniggedy Jones May 6, 2010
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An amazing post hardcore band based out of san diego. Music that makes you feel alive and lyrics that actually mean something. These guys (Vic, Mike, Jaime, & Tony) always put on an amazing show and are all insanley talented guys. They currently have 3 studio albums, A Flair for the Dramatics, Selfish Machines, and Collide with the Sky.
by illbeokay March 5, 2013
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I just wanted to thank all you guys for coming out to Marcys party tonight…
Casey: Sit the f**k down. You are not the Valedictorian.
I just wanted to thank all you guys for coming out to Marcys party tonight…
Casey: Sit the f**k down. You are not the Valedictorian.
by black.heart.rebel July 8, 2009
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Asle: Lego name without the vent hole. Aaaaaaah! There's no sleep. Tired! Viola's best friends: Skau Lea, Hannah! Them words, ninja! I'm confident, workin' it. Hannah's dark elf forgets the armour now. Confident, confident!
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Get the Lego name without the vent hole mug.Holy Wood was a concept album released by Marilyn Manson on 2000 after the Columbine High School massacre and serves as their rebuttal at the accusations leveled at them. Their frontman has described it as "a declaration of war".
The record made numerous allegories to pop culture history to show how everyone had a participating role in Columbine: From Abraham Zapruder to the JFK Assassination, from the Beatles' White Album to the Charles Manson murders and from the Crucifixion to the Dead Rock Star celebrity worship phenomenon, Manson left no stone unturned to give america a righteous ass-kicking.
Notable themes:
1.Guns, God and Government - rightwing America's main obsession that, arguably, fucked Klebold and Harris up more than any 'rock' or 'metal' album.
2.Celebritarianism - a word coined by Manson to describe a devotion to celebrity and celebrity culture. In the album it is a religion that canonizes dead celebrities into saints in the same way the crucifixion canonized Jesus Christ into a superstar messiah and celebrity. In effect, the crucifixion is the root cause of shit like reality TV, Jersey Shore, TMZ and Harris and Klebold's desire to become famous by murdering people.
Holy Wood was never a commercial success and received mixed reviews from music journalists who said the band's artistic pretensions overshadowed the powerful lyrical indictment contained in it. Despite this, many people view it as the band's finest hour.
The record made numerous allegories to pop culture history to show how everyone had a participating role in Columbine: From Abraham Zapruder to the JFK Assassination, from the Beatles' White Album to the Charles Manson murders and from the Crucifixion to the Dead Rock Star celebrity worship phenomenon, Manson left no stone unturned to give america a righteous ass-kicking.
Notable themes:
1.Guns, God and Government - rightwing America's main obsession that, arguably, fucked Klebold and Harris up more than any 'rock' or 'metal' album.
2.Celebritarianism - a word coined by Manson to describe a devotion to celebrity and celebrity culture. In the album it is a religion that canonizes dead celebrities into saints in the same way the crucifixion canonized Jesus Christ into a superstar messiah and celebrity. In effect, the crucifixion is the root cause of shit like reality TV, Jersey Shore, TMZ and Harris and Klebold's desire to become famous by murdering people.
Holy Wood was never a commercial success and received mixed reviews from music journalists who said the band's artistic pretensions overshadowed the powerful lyrical indictment contained in it. Despite this, many people view it as the band's finest hour.
Kerrang Magazine: ...There has still not been as eloquent and savage a musical attack on the media and mainstream culture as Manson achieved with Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death).
Me:If you thought what Manson said about Columbine in Michael Moore's documentary was incisive, you should see how Holy Wood throws his detractors hypocrisies right back into their faces.
Me:If you thought what Manson said about Columbine in Michael Moore's documentary was incisive, you should see how Holy Wood throws his detractors hypocrisies right back into their faces.
by Industrial rock FTW! February 23, 2011
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He is often seen "Cruisin' round te' town doing Laps" while playing the same Dance song over and over (The Launch by DJ Jean)
Wears Trademark Cobra T-Shirt and Shades
Very Popular character in the Irish Comedy "Hardy Bucks"
He is often seen "Cruisin' round te' town doing Laps" while playing the same Dance song over and over (The Launch by DJ Jean)
Wears Trademark Cobra T-Shirt and Shades
Very Popular character in the Irish Comedy "Hardy Bucks"
"the viper, he's only about two hand higher then a duck. He's only a Wanker like"
"the Viper is snakey bastard...he's almost Reptilian in his movements"
"the Viper is snakey bastard...he's almost Reptilian in his movements"
by CC (IRL) August 13, 2009
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