swoontang

a nasty sweaty vagina/poontang

Brendan: Darrin why didn you get laid this weekend?
Darren: I don't want to talk about it...
Brendan: did that hoe have swoontang?
Darren: yes....dont call her a hoe
Brendan: any girl with swoontang is a hoe .... fo sho

by The Gin Bandit November 23, 2009

Spoonsome

Three people spooning at one.

(person 1): Darian, Tranice, and Carey are having a threesome!
(person 2): No, they are just spooning.. is a spoonsome.

by ily_tmarie June 4, 2011

Chav Spoons

Fingers, used to eat crap fast food on the street when quality plastic cutlery is not available.

Give us a feel, Katy" "Piss off, Peter! Yer chav spoons are all greasy from that KFC

by Zinc Bark Bottom March 9, 2011

Swoon

An exclusive, middle-aged or older, boyfriend or girlfriend.

I'm spending the weekend traveling with my swoon.

by Marooooom March 30, 2016

swoon

pertaining to a pirate

Tiffany, how many times do I have to tell you? Captain Jack Sparrow is a swoon kind of guy!

by sfjlljeni January 13, 2008

swooshCOS

A complete flaming homosexual.

He's a real swooshCOS, but he doesn't suck as much cock as a Hek

by John Long May 13, 2005

spoonsturbating

When you're masturbating really hard and violently with a spoon. And is kind of a fetish to some weird ass people.

My dick hurts from spoonsturbating really hard.

by Spoonfetishpeopleboys January 28, 2017