Tamworth term for slag. From a certain local girl who needed her arsehole stitched after heavy anal sex.
by oracle March 12, 2004
Get the bum stitches mug.A bumper fix usually zip ties occassianly wire often used for when ken block wannabes fuck up daddys car and have to fix it when they hit a curb snowbank ect.
Whinny teenager "dude i fucked up my dads car while trying to be ken block last night"
Stoner friend "dude its ok just use a cheap drift stitch on it he'll never know!"
Stoner friend "dude its ok just use a cheap drift stitch on it he'll never know!"
by Lifted_jeep_dude_1997 February 10, 2017
Get the Drift stitch mug.Lindsay: Hey Matt!
Matt: Yes Lindsay?
Lindsay: Watch out for those kids, they are definately STITCHES and should not be trusted.
Matt: Instead of snitches get STITCHES its STITCHES get creepers. Lets get them!
Matt: Yes Lindsay?
Lindsay: Watch out for those kids, they are definately STITCHES and should not be trusted.
Matt: Instead of snitches get STITCHES its STITCHES get creepers. Lets get them!
by smithasaurus January 7, 2011
Get the stitch mug.by Anonymous June 14, 2003
Get the stitch mug.When a strange person hooks up with another person either equally or more weird then themselves. Often times one parter is dangerously obsessed with the other thereby making these relationships especially hard to escape from.
After escaping a long lilo and stitch relationship with Derek, Dawn had to change her name, grow a beard and leave town to secure her safety.
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Get the statchtory rape mug.When a gay man has been anally penetrated repeatedly by particularly large dicks, and their butt hole has lost its elasticity; a doctor will add a "Husband Stitch" to re-tighten the butt hole and make the gay man more appealing to members of the same-sex.
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