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Extra Stitch

After a woman has given birth it is common for the man to ask the doctor if he could, "give her an EXTRA STITCH down there".

A mythical stitch to make a womans vagina tighter after giving birth.

In homosexual relationships, an extra stitch for a loose asshole.
Honey, do you think our insurance will cover the, "extra stitch".

Hey, Doc, can you give her an, "extra stitch".
by charles balls February 28, 2011
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Switch hitter

by Black Fascist Hater November 1, 2012
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switchin lanes

drinking alcohol smoking marijuana and driving
that foo was switchin lanes all the way to my crib
by c-ro December 30, 2007
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switch-blade

n., A knife with a blade that can be deployed by depressing a button, switch, or hidden mechanism. Switch-blade knives
vary in design; some deploy the blade in a linear fashion from the handle ("out the front") while others swing a blade
out in an arc from the side of the knife handle ("side opener").

Switch-blade or "automatic" knives vary
in legality from region to region. Gang
use of such knives in the American 1950s
prompted bans on such knives in several states that remain in force today.

Switch-blade knives are illegal in some
nations, such as Canada.

The term "automatic knife" has replaced
"switch-blade" in some knife collector
circles when describing modern designs.

Also "switchblade".
He drew a switch-blade knife from his pocket, and it snapped open with a report.
by T.D. January 20, 2003
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Stitch

(noun) A cute and cuddily alien fiend who is often seen carrying multiple firearms. He has a friend who has the same name as a Linux bootloader.
Wow...Stitch is SOO cool, he is the first thing Disney got right in a long ass time.
by Tehl337 April 25, 2004
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A joke often used in the YouTube comments section, in which someone says "I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain."
People who use this joke think they are calling the video weird in a funny or original way, when in reality it's been plastered all over YouTube thousands of times. Someone who says this is often referred to as a faggot.
Person A: "Lol, this video is so weird I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain!"
Person B: "This joke has been viewed thousands of times and as such has been rendered completely humorless. I imagine even the dumbass that came up with the joke is weeping right now."
by Cleffroski January 25, 2015
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switchfoot

Totally awesome and inspiring band consisting of Jon Foreman (guitar and vocals), Tim Foreman (bass and backing vocals), Chad Butler (drums), Jerome Fontamillas (guitar and keyboard), and Drew Shirley (guitar).
Me: Hey Cecily, don't you just love Switchfoot? They are so awesome..
Cecily: Heck yes! I love Switchfoot!!
by Chelsea March 21, 2005
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