Jordan stokes is a rare breed of spaka only found roaming in the amazom rainforest. These creatures are uaully tamed by feeding them some sort of of sunday dinner but beware and don’t feed them yorkshire puddings as his dad is a baldy yorkshire cunt and you’ll hear him masturbating all the way from lampton
by Cheese and ham sarnie March 21, 2019
Get the Jordan stokes mug.A glory hunting fuckwit who does not yet realise that their team "Stoke City" is long past its sell-by date. They meet on a weekly basis at the local circus, also referred to as the bet365 Stadium. The stadium is home to "Stoke City", a team well known for its hideous combination of red and white that are their colours. Not to mention that rabid hippo that is the pinnacle of this cult. Stoke Fans get a boner once said hippo is spotted.
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Get the Stove Stoked mug.He's having a skibidi stokes crashout. I hope he also doesn't goon us all to ohio and make us eat lunchly.
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Get the Skibidi stokes crashout mug.a great guy who likes to build and talk about robots. doesn't sleep but is somehow always wide awake. he is a very adventurous and free spirited person who likes to be with friends. A stoke is a good person. Merry Christmas .
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Get the Stoked mug.We were planning a guys weekend at the cottage but Duncan pulled a Stokes after saying he would be there.
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