'Stache

Short for "mustache/moustache".

The man's 'stache wasn't very well-trimmed, so I suggested that he shave it off.

by Rodney Basil June 10, 2004

stachio

abbreviation for pistachio. Can be used as an adjective or verb.

After eating pistachio pie: "Dude, I'm so stachioed out right now."

by Chaddy-Shell January 18, 2008

Cheech-stache

A thick mustache that extends beyond either end of a person's lips and often curves slightly downward except when smiling. It is reminiscent to that of Burt Reynolds but was popularised by Cheech Marin of Cheech & Chong.

In Cheech & Chong's "Still Smokin'," the Dutch mistake Cheech for actor Burt Reynolds because of his cheech-stache, and Chong is similarly mistaken to be Dolly Parton.

by Jackie Deram January 3, 2007

Musty stache

(n.) A wet, sweaty, or greasy mustache. Noticeable for its gleam in the sunlight. Common in teens, Mexicans, Mexican teens, and in the south.

Mikey: Did you see those border-jumpers in that field back there
Chuck: Yeah man, the one with the overalls had a powerful musty stache. It was practically dripping.

by TCKBricklayer July 14, 2010

white trash 'stache

The kind of moustache a person of the white trash culture has. See trucks and dirtbikes and hoopie.

Although Kid Rock is hot, he'd have to shave off that gross white trash 'stache to kiss me.

by TheConcierge April 14, 2005

stachenvy

stachenvy - (noun) a. A feeling of discontent and resentment aroused by and in conjunction with desire for the possession of a moustache. b. The object of such feeling.

"Dude, have you seen Nic's new pornstache? I have major stachenvy."

by cupcakesesq December 2, 2007

Stachealicious

Someone with a moustache that is incredibly good looking, good enough to eat.

Meetcurten was stachealicious at the battleground today.

by bright_side January 21, 2010