Splonge

To clear an inner ear blockage that is causing unusual auditory phenomena, such as popping sounds or a feeling of being under water.

My ear's doing that thing again, I need to get it splonged.

Sounds like there's an Earwig living in there, do you think it will eat my brain if I don't get it splonged quickly?

by Trainingvideo September 23, 2017

Splunker

It can mean ANYTHING

Yo i was so pissed today my boss was acting like such a splunker.

Hey bro how u doing today?
Lifes great bro i feel splunker.

by TheSplunkerHimself October 12, 2017

Splurge

Splurge is when you pit something into liquid and scrub.

I splurged my sponge inot the dirty pan of water .

by Bob222000 February 12, 2018

Splurge and slurp

When a guy ejaculates into a vagina then immediately slurps out the semen in order to prevent pregnation.

Not feeling like pulling out? Just splurge and slurp!

by Noodle pap October 23, 2018

Splurge

Splurge is a mythical creature whom rips the fattest of all bongs and has the lady’s in awe. Here is a short lists on ways to discribe this person:
Ross Day
Slightly temperamental
drug fulled
chooch lord

Man there goes Splurge hitting the hooch!

by BigAssBEANS November 13, 2018

Splurge Turded

When you’re going number 2 and you can’t stop pooping.

Man, I just splurge turded so much in that bathroom, it wouldn’t stop!

by Weird mind person January 26, 2019

Splurge

Over abundance or excessive abundance of a substance

I splurged a nerd into her dark side of the moon. Right towards the glory hole

by Biglollipoppin' February 11, 2019