P spawn

A protection order.

After you fucked me over with some stupid P Spawn!

by KateandDanism February 20, 2024

Spawn flake

Dried up seminal fluid in flake form

I can't believe Doug left some spawn flakes on jerrys chin

by Doomboon November 05, 2016

Turd Spawn

When a dude manages to find a monster shit in a public restroom and records it for laughs but it ends up getting the attention of paleontologist who think they can replicate the living organism that birthed the atrocity in a lab. Such organism is known as a turd spawn..

Jeff: Yo you see that instagram video of that monster shit?!
Kyle: Yea apparently they think an elusive cretaceous animal layed it now they are trying to revive a replica with it.
Jeff: Sounds like a Turd Spawn.

by Capuchin for Hire October 02, 2023

spawn bag

A pregnant woman that is carrying your baby.

Jimmy can't go to the party tonight because he has plans to stay at home with his spawn bag and watch batchlorette on TV.

by JoeyBomm September 25, 2021

spawn bag

A pregnant woman.

Jimmy won't be going to Larry's party tonight because he's going to be home watching the batchlorette with his spawn bag.

by JoeyBomm October 06, 2021

spawn juice

The gross white stuff that babies are covered in when they're born aka Vernix caseosa

Younger brother: I thought your baby was white?
Dad: No, it was just covered in spawn juice before.

by ljw97 March 08, 2019

Spawn trapped

Used when you get stuck in a place or conversation that you do not want to be in. References the commonly used FPS video game term, but applies to real life.

Sorry I’m late bro, I got spawn trapped by mom mom on the way out the door

by Fan_Service_King June 28, 2024