shastacizing

The act of preparing for college weekend at Lake Shasta, California. Must include wearing minimal clothing, a daily regimen of eating only cheeseburgers or burgers (should the cheese run out) and hot dogs. Unnecessary amounts of beer must be consumed by keg stands, beer bongs, or drinking games (such as pass the tap, chandeliers, flip cup, etc.). One must also be prepared to do so in rain or shine.

Lindsay started shastacizing 30 days before the big Shasta trip, starting off by beerbonging champagne at a local party.

by Shasta Love April 8, 2008

Spastical

Something or someone that overflows with spasticness. Also used to describe something crazy but awesome or hilarious when the suffix "Fantastical" is added.

1. "Dude, XXX called me an idiot even though he said you could stop bullets by swinging a sword really fast in front of yourself. He's totally spastical."

2. "I want to watch XXX fight someone, it would be spastical fantastical."

by McDicks May 28, 2010

Spasted

To be really stoned and really drunk at the same time. Word is a cross between spliff (Sp) and wasted (asted).

Aww man, we started on the beers last night then someone passed round the spliff; I ended up completely spasted.

by BrenLa November 8, 2010

crack spastic

An insult used by police officers from one station in central London, to describe a person who is completely obnoxious, irritating, incompetent or just plain stupid to such a degree it's funny, can be a member of the public or a colleague, usually a senior officer. Its use is mainly limited to one police station, but is starting to spread

"did you hear that bloke I nicked, saying he was going to get me sacked 'cos his uncle's a barrister?"

"yeah, what an utter fuckin crack spastic!"

by lajopi 292 August 10, 2007

smastermurder

butchering someone while they are still living and then using thier own intestinal byproducts to end their worthless existance and waste of my resources.

god knows how many people from shadle i have smastermurdered.
fucking bitch ill smastermurder you.

by davidwating October 9, 2003

Slast

A word describing a song that is neither slow nor fast, and very difficult to dance to because of its indecisive speed.

"This club sucks. They've played nothing but slast songs all night."

by MousePi September 27, 2009

shastelyn

shast is the most beautiful girl out there. she’s a loyal friend and she’ll always be there for you no matter what. she loves everyone around her and she’s one of the most loyal girls ever. her comedy is amazing and she makes everyone laugh even when they’re sad.

i wanna be shastelyn’s friend

by bruhpills December 24, 2020