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Spastical 

Something or someone that overflows with spasticness. Also used to describe something crazy but awesome or hilarious when the suffix "Fantastical" is added.
1. "Dude, XXX called me an idiot even though he said you could stop bullets by swinging a sword really fast in front of yourself. He's totally spastical."

2. "I want to watch XXX fight someone, it would be spastical fantastical."
Spastical by McDicks May 28, 2010
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Cone spastic 

A heavy marijuana user, since a common form of consumption is smoking via a cone through a bong.
"That guys stoned all the time, he's a real cone spastic"
Cone spastic by Tim Muirhead April 30, 2008

cheeky spastic 

A beverage made mainly from shorts. Generally has added vitamins in the way of foodstuffs such as sprouts. Named from the effect of drinking it combined with the phrase "Oh that's cheeky" and closely followed by temporary spastication. Also worth seeing the more modern variation, the Cheeky Saville
Colin had a cheeky spastic before crawling home and anally impregnating the gremlin.
cheeky spastic by CleansweepBod November 21, 2014

Sportically Challenged 

when a person is exceptionally bad at sports, he/she is sportically challenged.
Hey, guys look at that guy over there, he's missing the net every time! He must be sportically challenged.
Sportically Challenged by lexipullen9 November 12, 2010

spatial genius 

A disparaging nickname, applied as a joke, to someone who doesn’t know their ass from a hole in the ground.
Yup, throughout my incredible life I’ve been widely recognized for my astounding feats as a spatial genius.
spatial genius by Dr Bunnygirl April 10, 2021

spastic jawline 

A completely deformed jawline
shut up derek, you got a spastic jawline
spastic jawline by Jawlord January 30, 2017

Spaffically 

Adverb; in a manner pertaining to sudden and violent ejaculation.
Lucy spaffically threw her work book against the wall, and rejoiced as it was shot to pieces by autonomous gun-turrets.

Unable to contain her pathological need for deception, Alice spaffically blurted out lie after lie, regardless of how unconvincing her statements were.

Sheriff John, holding the lifeless exoskeleton of his cyborg deputy, spaffically screamed at the sky as to why fate had stripped him of his colleague, life partner, and masseur.
Spaffically by JankZappa December 31, 2021
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