shoulder load

When a man blows his load on someone's shoulder, usually occurs in an MMMF foursome by the awkward third dude.

The mouth was busy, so I totally dropped a shoulder load.

I woke up with a shoulder load today, last night was sketchy.

by Mike January 13, 2006

shoulder wedgie

Occurs when someone's arms are through the holes of their underwear. One can this to themselves or it can be a prank. This wedgie is hard to do. But it hurts. Espeaccialy on girls.

1.I got board so I put my arms through the holes of my underwear. The shoulder wedgie hurt real bad.
2. My cousins thought it would be funny to give me a shoulder wedgie so they put my arms through the leg holes on my underwear

by Wedgier January 2, 2014

Shoulder Lean

when you lean to one side sitting or standing.
this is done to emulate relaxation. silly bitches that is an illusion, one who shoulder leans is always on point.

dude at bar is practicing his shoulder lean.
someone attempts to jack him. He knows this and instantly responds with a solid reverse jacking and an ass whoopin.

by Cory Lund February 2, 2008

Balls on the Shoulder

Balls on the shoulder is a term for when one male party literally places his pubicle sack on a second male party's shoulder (either shoulder is acceptable). The act can be done either as a derogatory act intended to aggravate a homophobic individual, or can be done in the act of making love to create deep romantic affection.

Nate: "Hey Andrew, can I give you some Balls on the Shoulder action tonight?"
Andrew: "Yes, Nate, that would consummate our love for each other."

by baltimoron April 14, 2010

Shoulder Pat

Almost as comforting as a mother's touch when you have the flu but as awkward as a penguin trying to balance itself on your shoulder just moments before losing its balance while waddling on land. A Quote from a leadership book found inside the commander’s office, “Daily physical contacts with your subordinate builds a culture of trust within your formation. This includes high five, awkward side hugs, or a comforting shoulder pat.”

Larry: “How many shoulder pats gave y’all gotten?”
Kyle and Jeffrey: “Way too many to count.”
Sarah: “I haven’t gotten any.”

by Shoulder pat May 10, 2018

Chip on your shoulder

To hold a grudge or grievance that is often brought forward to provoke a dispute

"Well you once said ..........."
"Dude remove the chip on your shoulder ....and shove it up your ass"

by Kristeng May 26, 2018

Standing on the shoulders of giants

A famous quote said by Isaac Newton which means to use the intellectual capability or capacity that major thinkers (have) use (d).

If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.

by SirJohn021485 August 31, 2020