vertical smear

a fuckin big shit stain produced by a scruffy fuckin chink who sells dvd's!!!!!!

man look at chan he has a vertical smear down his boxers, dirty little cunt!!!!

by cuntbag 99 January 28, 2010

smears

Smears is just another way of saying awkward.

Joe: Dude but I hope Brittney don't go if I go in Friday because Joe is gonna come. Then you prolly will, then she will. Then it will be kinda smears because I will be hitting on other girls...

by .meow.mix.69. May 29, 2011

pabst smear

1/2 PBR, 1/2 Guiness

"I ordered a Pabst Smear from the bartender"

by lancaster505 June 11, 2006

Smear the Queer

A homophobic (though not always overtly so) name for a rather homoerotic game.

Example: Billy didn't mind being the queer, in fact he enjoyed being dogpiled by the other boys.

Note: While often thought of as a "boy's game" I personally have seen girls playing Smear the Queer, though I don't recall ever seeing a co-ed game; which really just hightens the feel of homoerotisism.

by hbgnmsjyhgfgdxf January 11, 2009

sheara singer

the worst possible person one can encounter, lowest uncommon denominator, retarded bitch that doesn't deserve to live.

at least you are not Sheara Singer; that would be the ultimate lose lose situation.

by t-box April 30, 2003

Prawn Smear

A prawn is a guy or girl with a hot body but really ugly face.

A prawn smear is when you are so disgusted by their face that you take a shit and smear it all over their face during the act of love making, allowing you to do your business without having to look at them.

Last night, I met a prawn with the body of a greek god, and a face that no words can describe. While having sex, i was so appalled by his face that i had no choice but to prawn smear him.

by Mike the Cougar November 16, 2011

Semara

1. n. someone who works, shops, socializes, and plays in cyberspace exclusively; cyber isolation.

2. v. to live or stay in a distant, isolated place (i.e Semara, Indonesia)

Example 1: I never see Kim anymore, she's turned into such a semara.

Example 2: You should come to my pad, your's is in frickin' Semara.

by goodtobefree1776 February 11, 2010