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Shituation

A uncontrollable urge to have a bowel movement, usually the results from binging on alcohol and cajun and or fried foods, most likely accuring in a public place. Symptoms include sweating, anal fire, liquid diahrea,goose bumps, chills and complete panic.
"I gotta find a Restroom Now... Im about to have a shituation!!!!!!"
When the urge to have a bowel movement is so great that a person has no concern of where this movement takes place or who hears, usually the shituation happens before their cheeks touch the toilet seat, basically the moment the cheeks feels air the shituation happens. Followed by a sigh of relief.
by CrissettaKeenBird March 12, 2013
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Awkward Situation

The after effects of when someone does something stupid or embarrassing to impress.
Craig tried it on with all the cheerleaders. The awkward situation came out.
by thumpturtle March 16, 2011
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Hitchcock situation

Referencing a previous lover becoming "Psycho", sans the shower scene.
John is laying low to avoid his Hitchcock situation; corn doesn't even stalk like this bitch.
by Ralo January 14, 2008
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situation creed

bein all about workin out and gettin girls.
Beano follows the situation creed. You can either find him at the gym or creepin on girls.
by provider44 January 19, 2010
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Seatuation

The state of seating possibilities in a public place.
- So, you still haven't got any seat?
- No, it's kind of a rough seatuation.
by Ellie@TheNellie February 23, 2012
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situational tourettes

accidentally using "key phrases" in awkward situations.
She experienced situational tourettes by saying to her Uncle who is in the hospital dying, " Well, you only live once!"

While talking to a person of short stature she suffered from situational tourettes by saying, "well, I might not be smart, but at least I'm tall!"
by jaw1974 April 2, 2013
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shituationship

When your relationship with someone is better classified as a shitty situation.
"Hey, man, you should ask out Becky!"
"Nah, she's taken, but its a shituationship, so maybe later."
by Inachi June 4, 2015
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