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slurpee

When a girl or guy proceeds to give you brain with ice in her mouth and letting it melt thus creating the "slurpee" noise
dang girl you know how to give a mean slurpee
by Dro M Baby April 25, 2010
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slurper

somone that slups chunky jizz off hairy fat guys greezy pizza nipples
guy 1: hav u seen jaimon ?
guy 2: yeah hes such a slurper
by mel gibson fan October 19, 2010
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slurping boob

The act of your boyfriend slurping on a chilled Dr. Pepper while fondling your left and right breasts and dry humping you... hard.
I could really use a slurping boob right about now.
by ineedachris February 15, 2010
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Curry Slurper

Noun, racial slur; A term used to degrade a person of Indian descent.
Quit charming those snakes and answer the phone, you curry slurper.
by itstockra November 21, 2015
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Purple Slurpee

When one's sexual partner, before orgasm, squeezes one's testicles until they turn purple. Then the partner proceeds to drink the semen from the pained penis.
Oh, I'm gonna cum! Give me a Purple Slurpee! (Squeeze) Eugh! (Slurp)
by Dinkle McButtfarter January 10, 2016
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Anal Slurpee

When a man simply bust an extreme amount of semen in another mans b-hole that is such a large amount that it is too much for the anal canal to handle that it slowly oozes out of the receivers sphincter. The man who did the nut busting then gets on his knees and lets it drip on his face as if he is putting his mouth under a slurpee despenser and letting it run down his chest.
Yo Barry Bareback did you check out Timmy Tight Buns extreme Anal Slurpee last night?? Lets just say he let the dogs out on Henry Hairy Hole.
by Brigham Lee June 16, 2006
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slurpee rip-off technique

it really works!!! i stole a pack of condoms!!
yo hunz i just got me a 6-pack of condoms at 7-11
by ---SeX--- April 18, 2004
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