Slowpoke

The sexiest pokemon alive, can also be used to describe mentally retarded people or in the harassment of people.

1) I was playing pokemon, but my slowpoke made me so horny i had to have some sex,
2) That kid is such a slowpoke, I mean really? Who'd shove a iron penis into their skull!?

by Sensei Slowpoke April 26, 2010

slowbalt

new chevy cobalt
very slow even the supercharged ones

dude did you see that race; no wut was it? a chevy caviller and a chevy slowbalt; who won?; idk there still racing after 2 minutes

by Andrew June 6, 2005

Slowbro

AJ Zackowski is a stinky bastard and an ice hockey stud

AJ stop being such a fucking slowbro

by thebarrish July 3, 2009

snowboarding

Not just sports but also a way of life! It is truly one of the best things all around the world.
It seems very usual for instant snowboarders to be alters or something like this.
Music bands popular between snowboarders are Sum41 PapaRoach and some not so famous ones especially nationally known .
Ride or die!

dude - what are u going to do this weekend?
a snowaboarder - snowboarding! , i mean, getting up at 6 a.m. buying beer taking the bus to the hill and get FUN!

by dimitrious October 22, 2006

Slobozia

(n.)
A chronic inability to pick up underpants.

by Nick March 28, 2003

Snowboard boot blumpkin

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump and simultaneously having your snowboard boots removed after a long days boarding.

Greg wasn't quite sure what relieved him more ... the girl on his cock - the freshly laid turd or the wave of relief as his boots where swiftly tugged from his feet ...

Voilà!! the 'Snowboard boot blumpkin' :p

by Purple Alien February 19, 2012

slowboy

A name given for people who drive a slow ass car but still want to race.

dude 1: yo ill gap you in a race
dude 2: how you dive a Chevy Spark
dude 1: ill still gap you
dude2: shut your Slowboy ass up

by omw2fybAgain March 25, 2021