He is a WarZone admin defined by hypocrisy while plunging deep into dark manholes, get it? HEH. His typical day consists of the following: goes to work at a canned beans packaging facility where his coworkers often make him feel subhuman with their disparaging remarks, such as "jesus tony, you smell like chicken noodle soup" or "no wait wtf, its more like burnt butthole pubes" and he drives home screaming at people in his dodge neon bashing the steering wheel to make bad things stop like a Staples Easy Button. He gets home and just starts banning users on the server to make his four inch clit stimulated and then rubs off to Boy George music videos on his plether recliner. Lawl.
by Melfice May 8, 2008
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by Horny n' Houston June 14, 2009
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by teen wolf and jesus christ November 18, 2009
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Predominantly male and that antagonises more than one individual at a time.
Predominantly male and that antagonises more than one individual at a time.
Rob: Was J-Bizzle bragging about doing a cleveland steamer at the weekend?
Steve: What? Nooo?
Rich: He hasn't shut up about it, he acts like a right Sir Cuntalot all the time now.
Steve: What? Nooo?
Rich: He hasn't shut up about it, he acts like a right Sir Cuntalot all the time now.
by Holbeach Legend August 17, 2006
Get the Sir Cuntalot mug.A sweaty, effeminate, bearded uncle who dances too much at family weddings and remains a bachelor his whole life. Has a reputation among his immediate family as a "bit of a fruit" and profanes female celebrities when drunk.
eg. "That Carol fucking Vordermann has had a face-lift. Dirty tart."
eg. "That Carol fucking Vordermann has had a face-lift. Dirty tart."
Son: Mummy, why is Unky Jeremy doing the can-can with that waiter?
Mother: Oh you know your Uncle Jeremy. He always was a bit of a Sir Prancealot.
Mother: Oh you know your Uncle Jeremy. He always was a bit of a Sir Prancealot.
by Matt April 28, 2004
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2)What you call your mother when all she does is follow you everywhere you go and asks you questions, especially when your trying to bang your girlfreind
2)What you call your mother when all she does is follow you everywhere you go and asks you questions, especially when your trying to bang your girlfreind
by jerryblank May 18, 2005
Get the Sir Nagalot mug.Right before coming in a girl's mouth during oral sex, the man would take it out, "knight her" (touch one shoulder, than the other, with his penis, like a knight in the middle ages), come in her face and smack her across the face with his penis.
by golgathontheflatulent January 24, 2011
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