Tea Sipper

Used by Texas A&M students to refer to University of Texas students and indicating lack of ability in handling their alcohol consumption.

What does a tea sipper call an Aggie after graduation?

Boss.

by sadibo May 18, 2011

Simerly

Future ruler of the world as you know it.

Lord Simerly, what will you have me do?

by Simerly January 29, 2004

Simperinio

It’s a simps nickname u can put behind any ones name

Oh look “hisham-eriniothe simp-erinio”is back

Simperinio=the nickname for a simp someone that puts his hoes before the bro’s

by Simp nation May 25, 2020

simpervention

A process in which a simp’s loved ones attempt to inform the simp that he has a problem, and offer support should he choose to seek help for his simpfulness.

“Sam hasn’t chilled with the boys ever since he met that bitch, Karen. I think we need to stage a simpervention for him.”

by Da Punkin October 8, 2020

scimper

Someone who scimps out on a bet. A whimp. A loser. A fag.

"The bastard won't pay up for the bet he lost."

Friend: "What a fucking scimper."

by ITSIMPOSSIBLETOGETANAME January 5, 2009

Simcerity

subverted alternative management speak for the act of making someone think you care. Faked sincerity.

when my boss said he was sorry to see me go, he was showing simcerity...

by blisteredcanker March 25, 2010

Simmer Down Rambo

to calm someone down in an overheated situation

Riley: Shut up Allison!!!

Allison: Simmer down Rambo!!

by Kangaroo Boy March 29, 2010