shortney

Noun.
A metrosexual male who also happens to be short in stature.
Common traits of shortneys include wearing formal clothes to casual events, talking non-stop about their insecurities and using their phone's camera to fix their hair.
Shortneys are rarely on time due to the difficulty they have in breaking eye contact with a mirror.

It took one shortney three hours to decide which pants to wear grocery shopping. By the time he arrived at the store, it was closed. The shortney didn't eat dinner that night, he cried himself to sleep instead.

by TooPhunx February 13, 2014

shortie

Small black girl from Birmingham. Spends her days listening to loud rnb music and offending her room mates at Uni. One half of Pinky and the Brain.

"Shortie, say what's your price, just to back it up, you can hold my ice"

by Senita Rani-Robinson May 8, 2005

shortcel

A species of incel that blames their lack of sex on their shortness instead of the fact that they are pieces of shit.

He blames his shortness for his lack of sex. What a shortcel

by Efosa🥵🥵🥵🥵 September 16, 2019

snortle

swallowed phlegm after a more or less violent attempt into dislodging it.

1- All you'se getting for lunch is a wank and a snortle young man!

2- So me an' Jimbo here well we went fishing hey? *snortle* and we .....

by mastur[de]bator January 17, 2005

Shurtle

This is what happens when you're swimming in the pool and "accidentally" eat crap off of the bottom.

"Man ,my brother was a real shurtle after that dog took a dump in water."

by Turtles2901 June 10, 2017

shirtless mushrooms

(Obese lady, with her shirt off, smothering, on top an 80 pound man.

The shirtless mushrooms (sheyrl) covered Danes whole body.

by Bigcockdaddies October 9, 2017

ervin shortwell

the gay guy that attends castle high that always say hey daddy....

lloyd i want you dammit man lol "ervin shortwell"

by one eye bandit December 14, 2010