shoot the breeze

(v) Idle chit-chat, mostly done to be polite and to occupy time.
Politically Correct version of Shoot the Shit.

I met up with that chick again last night, and we just shot the breeze for an hour.

by keyshaw September 17, 2004

Shoot your shot

On May 28 is the day to shoot your shot and confess or show feelings for your crush

SHOOT YOUR SHOT : To do a thing, or say a thing, or claim a thing possibly outside of your range of abilities, though not explicitly so. Sarah-"The kid in the story above, he shot his shot"

by XxcrushiexX May 27, 2019

Shoot my load

When a guy bangs a hot chick or beats off to amazing porn he shoots his load. It could be used as a joke too. As to insult someone or to threaten them.

Oh my, last night I banged some chick so hard I shot my load right into her mouth.



Now, as a joke:

Punk: Hey, screw you dude.

Cool kid: Dude no, I'm gunna shoot my load right into your cereal

by John Jenjins March 9, 2009

Shoot Yourself in the Dick

The act of cockblocking yourself through talking to much, saying the wrong things, acting really creepy, etc., effectively negating any sexual attraction anyone might have had towards you. (Akin to shoot yourself in the foot) The likelihood of shooting yourself in the dick is in direct correlation with the amount of alcohol you consume.

Person A: Wow, I thought Shreyas was kind of cute, but he keeps texting me about how I'm basically the personification of all his fetishes.
Person B: Holy crap, that's so creepy. Way to shoot yourself in the dick.

by KaylenAtStarz October 15, 2013

Shoot the crap

To make phatic/small talk.

"We'll just sit there and shoot the crap for a couple of hours."

by grapeshotwhiff August 15, 2006

Shooting Blanks

Blowing your load, but producing no sperm that is capable of impregnating a woman.

"Man, we've been trying to have a kid for ages, I'm shooting blanks at the moment."
Q: "Didn't you use a rubber?"
A: "Nah, I'm shooting blanks."

by Diego July 8, 2003

Shoot Some Badgers

A politically correct way of saying bowel movement that can be used in lieu of a more vulgar or more widely understood statement.

American dude: I gotta go shoot some badgers

Mexican dude: El Gross!

by I got you back November 25, 2009