Schlitz

The sound your dick makes when you bring it in at too steep an angle during sex, and it pops out of the girl's vagina.

That was the loudest schlitz I've ever heard.

by J-Roc in the Heezy October 8, 2008

schlitz

A state of uncontrolable bowel movements often after particpating in a long athletic event

My ass was so dirty, I had the shlitz for three days after that damn marathon!

by Aaron L January 29, 2005

SHNITZ

a putz, a failure, a social reject, someone who makes up for their lack of self-confidence by acting like a shmuck

Have you met my friend Mike? Yeah, I dont like him that kid's a shnitz.

by AJESPO February 16, 2007

shitzer

COKE WHORE from ohio...SOMEONE WHO SUX AND FUX FOR COCAINE

MAN I COULD SURE USE A SHITZER TONITE

by TONY-88 December 23, 2008

Shlit

the act of shitting whilst slipping at the same time. this word was created when someone tried to say shit and slipped at the same time which made the word shlit.

"oh no i shlitted in P.E"
"i have never Shlit in my life"
"and as i tripped i felt myself starting to shlit"

by ZeEpicSmileyFace October 18, 2013

shitzler

slang term for "Sizzler"

After we went to Home Depot and Target we had a steak at the Shitzler

by the bedizzler June 12, 2003

shitzoid

An exclaimation made as you react to something that's incredibly amazing and also gross.

Janna - "Omg! They are taking out this lady's arm flab with lipo!"

Angie - "HOLY SHITZOID!"

by Angie October 25, 2004