2 definitions by Aaron L

A state of uncontrolable bowel movements often after particpating in a long athletic event
My ass was so dirty, I had the shlitz for three days after that damn marathon!
by Aaron L January 30, 2005
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To leave an excees deposit of jizz on a womans face
Yeah, I made a milk commercial out of that slooch!
by Aaron L January 30, 2005
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