by AB520 February 12, 2022
Get the Shitling mug.That shit word that you say when you don't want to acknowledge, e.g., a literal brother from another mother or sister from another mister as your sibling, since you share only one parent.
(Person) One: "Shit...."
(Person) Two: "What?"
One: "'In re the matter regarding the estate of Mr. Jabinszningjer, upon the contention of Edwin Jabinszningjer in re the inheritance of his half siblings Edwina and Mavina Jabinszningjer....'"
Two: "*Snerk*"
One: "What?"
Two: "'Ya-bin-shning-yer'? Who would even want a name like that?!"
One: "Anyway...."
Two: "With a name like that, I wouldn't even want to acknowledge myself as a sibling of Edwin, anyway."
One: "We don't even know these people. I'm just reading about the probate hearing in the newspaper."
(Person) Two: "What?"
One: "'In re the matter regarding the estate of Mr. Jabinszningjer, upon the contention of Edwin Jabinszningjer in re the inheritance of his half siblings Edwina and Mavina Jabinszningjer....'"
Two: "*Snerk*"
One: "What?"
Two: "'Ya-bin-shning-yer'? Who would even want a name like that?!"
One: "Anyway...."
Two: "With a name like that, I wouldn't even want to acknowledge myself as a sibling of Edwin, anyway."
One: "We don't even know these people. I'm just reading about the probate hearing in the newspaper."
by NickidewbearTwo June 2, 2019
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From the infinitive 'to sible' (pronounced 'sibble'), meaning to perform some form of sexual act with another persons brother or sister (preferably younger for greater novelty value...though not TOO much younger). For clarity in use, the given example would mean that to sible 'her', would be to sleep with 'her' sibling.
'Dude, I would totally sible her...soon as her younger sister's street legal of course.'
'For sure dude! I'd give her the sibling of a lifetime.'
'For sure dude! I'd give her the sibling of a lifetime.'
by I Love Grimbling April 13, 2008
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by Tesco meal deal September 29, 2022
Get the Shiblings mug.a person who is stupid but funny and weird who loves pie and hates mean people.a very strang person.often called digbattomis.
by Booo February 20, 2013
Get the shillinger mug.When someone you are interested in goes one step beyond friend zoning you and tells you that you are like a sibling to them. Also see "sibling zone". Being siblinged is permanent.
Guy: What happened last night as your dinner with Andrew?
Girl: We were having such a great time, laughing and sharing all these things we have in common. But then I got siblinged.
Guy: What do you mean?
Girl: He literally said to me "We've got so much in common, you are basically a sister to me" - So, thats one step past the friend zone.
Guy: Oh that sounds like Andrew...
Girl: We were having such a great time, laughing and sharing all these things we have in common. But then I got siblinged.
Guy: What do you mean?
Girl: He literally said to me "We've got so much in common, you are basically a sister to me" - So, thats one step past the friend zone.
Guy: Oh that sounds like Andrew...
by hauntedhouse90210 December 7, 2014
Get the siblinged mug.Similar to friend zoning but with the added insult of being "family" (love you like a brother/sister).
Him: You know, I really care about you.
Her: Oh, and you know I love you like a brother.
Friend: Ouch, sibling smashed. That's gotta hurt.
Her: Oh, and you know I love you like a brother.
Friend: Ouch, sibling smashed. That's gotta hurt.
by Kate Chopin April 23, 2015
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