shants

shants

too long for shorts, too short for pants ("clam diggers", "pedal pushers", "capri pants")

put on your ball cap backwards, while wearing your shants , and KNOW !! you are SUPER KOOL !! (NOT!)

that backward ball cap look along with shants , is the GOOFIEST !

i can't stand fabric bobbing around my knee! , i HATE shants !!

by michael foolsley May 1, 2022

Shatter Sheet

A bed sheet that has been ejaculated on soo much that dropping it will shatter it.

Went it to my son's room and found his shatter sheet, now I need a broom.

by F_Turnip October 26, 2022

shattocks

- when you shit your pants to see if you would cum
- an nfl obsessed blonde lad who loves mother’s day

- fingers girls in switch

- loves to make pesto pasta in his flower underpants

- loves to rub their cock and balls on pillows
- wears malaga shirts or hollister

defined as - don’t come in my room i’m gonna do a shattocks

by alright bri January 17, 2023

SHANTS

Noun: SHANTS are an artical of men's clothing, worn as bottoms. They are in between shorts and pants. Shants are too long to be shorts, but too short to be pants. Shants are often worn by Bro Dudes or Homies. They're typically worn with very long, white tube socks, that fully cover the shins. Between the shants and the socks, the legs are 100% covered.

"Did you see the guy with the long wallet chain, wearing those Dickies shants, you know, the ones that go five inches past the knee caps?"

by PurpleTantrum April 4, 2023

Shatter

squirting out of your ass

last night he made me shatter so much we had to call the bio hazard clean up squad

by shatterwitch69 September 11, 2023

voice shatter

when your voice doesnt crack, it explodes

dayyum, that aint no voice crack. it is a fukkin voice shatter

by Dat_cracked_voice_boy October 18, 2017

Have shatten

Past tense of the act of shitting

If you.sit to shit you have sat to shat or you have shatten

by Poor slinky neck May 23, 2018