sementitious material

Material resembling male ejaculate (i.e. semen). Not to be confused with cementitious material.

CORRECT: I left some sementitious material in your mom's birth canal last night.

INCORRECT: I can't tell if that is drywall or plaster so let's just call it sementitious material.

by the dawgie July 6, 2010

Semenemy

Someone that you hate but happens to share a sexual partner with you.

EW he also had sex with that bitch? I hate her! We are NOT semen sisters, she is my SEMENEMY

by aztjsummer November 6, 2011

semen sticker

Any form of tissue or napkin remains that have stuck onto skin by semen. Also can be used to describe, in a less precise manner, tissue or napkin remains stuck by the means of a sticky liquid or sauce.

"Reginald had semen stickers on his fingers after wiping his dick down with Kleenex."

by HoneyMac November 29, 2012

Semen farm

The accumulation of semen crusties on a rag or towel.

Dude I found Trudells jerk off rag, he's made a very fertile semen farm.

by Redwingsfan January 31, 2014

semen queen

Girl who likes swallowing...semen.

She was known as The Semen Queen for she would never spill a drop.

by mmoonbird April 24, 2014

seminal valve

The tube located in a man or hermaphrodite's penis from which the white glory bursts forth, usually accompanied by grunting and or moaning sounds of pleasure.

Caleb prodded his seminal valve with a toothpick and exploded on it with his hot, sticky love juice.

by mandingo_smash July 22, 2014

Semen Pile

Coagulated piles of cum.

When Jaachmed looked around the porno shop, he smelled the paint and he noticed it was actually a semen pile.

by Moo Snuckel May 12, 2015